JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna Tetesi kuwa baadhi ya wanaJF walikumbwa na matatizo ya mabomu, yaliyolipuka week iliyopita...mmoja wapo ni Yo Yo akiwa kwake Kinyerezi bomu liliangukia miguu yake na sasa anaendelea na...
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One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke...
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Proof ya mapenzi ni kilimo; mapenzi = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo siasa = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo kwa hiyo mapenzi = siasa azimio la iringa (1972) lasema siasa ni kilimo kwa hiyo...
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Hi i never posted anything here but i came across a series of jokes, thought maybe i should share with u guys. hee goes :- Mr. Bean RAIN TUMOR : Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a...
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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under...
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Kipindupindu likuwa namlalamikia ukimwi kwa kuua watu za ya million kwa cku,ukimwi akamjibu,si afadhali ufe huku unaniliyu kuliko kufa huku unaharaaaa
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Mjomba kile kiitikio chako cha kunitumia vocha ulikiimba vizuri sana! ila zimepita siku nne tangu unipe ahadi yako. Mjomba kuuzunguka mbuyu si kazi, kazi kuukumbatia. mjomba kubeba gunia la...
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Somaiya: Mama Simba, Mimi mesikia ile statement yako. Iko safi saana. Ile Mengi iko chemsa chemsha kabisa kabisa. Iko kumbuka Mama; mimi nilipatia wewe 400M wakati ya kugombea UWT, yeye (Mengi)...
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Haya wana JF Nipeni ushauli nimemkuta mchungaji anavunja amri ya sita na mkewangu akaniomba nisimzuru ila twende wote kwake namimi nikamgonge ngozi mkewake, kufika kwamkewe akampa full mkanda...
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say - talk in your sleep
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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "...
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In the following pictures, you can see people with very strong facial expressions. Can you identify the expression ? What are they about to do/what is about to happen? If you...
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why jamani..............................????
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Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it...
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Hatimaye Bikira Yake Yanunuliwa Kwa Euro 10,000 Alina Percea Monday, April 27, 2009 5:39 AM Yule msichana wa Romania aliyatangaza kuiweka bikira yake kwenye mnada nchini Ujerumani miezi...
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A man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to...
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John Smith started the day early having set His alarm clock for 6 am (MADE IN JAPAN) While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG)...
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Jamani sina nia ya kumtusi mtu ila tuache tabia ya kuweka picha zinazofanana na zeutamu....nimekuwa nikitalii kwenye thread mbalimbali lakini kikubwa si kupata maoni bali kuona namna wanaJF...
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Sokwe mdogo alimuuliza mamaye; "Mama hivi mbona sisi tuna sura mbaya sana?" Mama Sokwe akamjibu mwanae kwa upendo; "Mwanangu ungeamini kuwa sisi ni wazuri sana laiti tu,ungemwona huyu mtu...
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Where there are Tanzanian...there must be a problem. The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Tanzanian up here in heaven that are causing problems...
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