JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,'...

A Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn’t PAY! The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...

Hi, Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie? A distinguished young woman on a flight from USA to Dar es salaam, Tanzania asked the Priest beside her: Woman: "Father, may I ask for a...

A drunken man staggered into a church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but...

Mfano: Herman- Kyeruma, Peter- Petiri, Nicolaus- Nikolaa... Endelea

Doctor : What happened to your arm? Rwegumiza : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen? Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon.I was on the second floor balcony of...

Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been...

Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's Computer...."

Jumapili fulani Kanisani padre aliamrisha wanaume wote wanaoteswa na wake zao wasimame; walisimama wote isipokuwa mmoja tu alibakia amekaa! Padre: Haleluya! MUNGU umemshirikishaje? Wewe huteswi na...

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the...

I thought this is right to all of us!! Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doc, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period...

Wananchi wavamia kituo cha Polisi,wachoma moto nyumba 3 Monday, 01 June 2009 16:46 *Ni baada kuvamia machimbo ya dhahabu Geita...

zifuatazo ni tabia na kasumba ya wanafunzi wa vyuo vya Tanzania: 1. Maskini,waoga na washamba- SUA 2. Matajiri,wajanja na wenye akili- MZUMBE 3. Wenye akili chache,wavivu na...

Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have...

Omwami bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll...

Blonde jokes Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"...

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I brought the child into this world with pain...

ha ha A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she...