Wahaya nao wamo!

[Lukolo]

Dialogue between a haya patient and Doctor

Its worth reading the story.

Doctor: What happened to your arm?

Rwegumiza : I broke it.

Doctor : Where and How did that happen?

Rwegumisa : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor balcony of that my house in Oysterbay, not the one in Msasani slipway

Doctor: Is that where you broke your arm, the balcony?

Rwegumisa : No no ... I was sipping that my scotch whisky slowly... you know my son recently came from the UK and he brought me some blue label.Anyway. ...as I continued sipping, I realised that the sun's rays were not getting directly to me, as the satellite dish was blocking them. Before I could instruct the domestic engineer to automatically turn away the dish, my butler James came up the balcony and informed me that there was this call on my social cellular phone, Nokia N91 new generation . I reminded him to always bring the cellular up instead of calling me. As I hurried down the marble escalator ...



Doctor : I guess that is when you...

Rwegumisa : No, as I was going down I noticed the garage door was open and a car alarm was on. I stopped to check and indeed the new model Prado was missing. I knew Mama Koku my beautiful second wife had taken it. Koku is our second daughter, now in Boston USA and is named after my late grandmother, who passed away in 1972 after a short illness which she undergone the treatment in Berlin, Germany.

I have always warned Mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends, because of the recent spate of car-jackings. I always advise her to either use the Mercedes 230E or the BMW 325I which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, I will have to tell my secretary to call "car-track " first thing on Monday -Jowa! I need to update my mobility inventory with them.So as I was saying......


Doctor: (With some laughter) Yes Mr Rwegumiza, car theft incidences are raising and it is becoming a dangerous place. But how did you break your arm?

Rwegumisa : Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel I heard a hissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it was from the bathroom. Mama Koku, for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on. Luckily the temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speed and temp so that we do not overload the UPS support system , especially when our son's home theatre system is on .

Doctor : Mr Rwegu...

Rwegumisa : Just wait... So when I picked up the phone, I said Hello, Hello. ..Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think the caller from state house had disconnected, I can’t understand why he didn't leave a message after the beep. All my un-answered calls including the car mobiles are automatically redirected to a CAMS system. Doc, a CAMS is a "Central Answering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice the protruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions told Multi Choice to send in a qualified techni...

Doctor : ...is that where you tripped?

Rwegumisa : No, as I was avoiding the wire, I tripped on the Multichoice 250 channel decoder and fell on the 200 year old classical family piano....... ...

Doctor : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost you only 850.

Rwegumisa: hands over the money excitedly... )

Doctor: Not Tanzanian shillings, Dollars!

Rwegumisa : Aii.....maweeee. ....then I shall write you a cheque drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank Massachussets. ...you can not go wrong on that one

Kumbe Rwegumisa is a "desk officer" at Temeke Municipal Council ............ ....!!!!

 

[Tripo9]

Hahahahahahaaa....nice one!

 

[Wakwetu]

hahahahahahahaaaaaa ...... good one

 

[PakaJimmy]

This is so so gud!
Du wahaya nanyi mmezidisha majigambo...hmm!
Kama ni kweli basi yataka moyo kuwahudumia ndugu zangu hawa!

 

[kioja]

Good one. Anyway, the guy is knowledgeable for our desk officers.

 

[Kaitaba]

Huyu mzee Rwegumisa anaonesha kuwa yeye ni nani, sio wengine wakifika sehemu za watu wanajifanya kama hawana kitu, kama unacho na Mungu kakupa kioneshe, kuna vizee vingine vinakuja hosp na vikaniki vimepauka na kandambili za kushona shona, na huku wana majumba makubwa na magari.

 

[RUTAJUMBUKIRWA]

Beware of people who sit on their ass imagining scenerios just to portray the successful tribe of Haya as arrogant and wenye majigambo!
This is shit! Hayas never make false majigambos, when they talk the truth to inspire backward to follw their examples, wanaambiwa eti majigambo!!!!!

Kama mi Mkurugenzi na nina PhD, watoto wangu wanasome majuu, nina jengo pale Masaki, lazima utamani kujua siri ya mafanikio. Na nikianza kusema, watu wengine wanasema najigamba, ndo maana siku zote wahaya wataendelea kuwa matawi

 

[Binti Maringo]

Beware of people who sit on their ass imagining scenerios just to portray the successful tribe of Haya as arrogant and wenye majigambo!
This is shit! Hayas never make false majigambos, when they talk the truth to inspire backward to follw their examples, wanaambiwa eti majigambo!!!!!

Kama mi Mkurugenzi na nina PhD, watoto wangu wanasome majuu, nina jengo pale Masaki, lazima utamani kujua siri ya mafanikio. Na nikianza kusema, watu wengine wanasema najigamba, ndo maana siku zote wahaya wataendelea kuwa matawi

Bojo iwee!...

 

[najma]

hahhah too uch is harmfull; nimajigambo tuu hawana lolote wenye ivyo vitu uwa hawasemi hata kaam unavyo yanini kumpa mtu faida

 

[Azikiwe]

Kufulia na kuogea ni yaleyale

 

[Mwessy]

Usiamini kwa kusikia tu, fanya utafiti utapata ukweli

 

[Mwessy]

Usisikie na kuamini, fanya utafiti na utajua ukweli.

 

[Mzee Kibiongo]

Eeeh!! Yiwe, bireke ebinyamahanga ebyo..... ebikanja oburo. Mpo hapo watani zangu wa Kijaluo. Ukitaka ya wajaluo hebu katazame kipindi cha vitimbi kwenye TV yako ya mbao umwone Nyuka agwata wa TBC utakoma na kuji - up up kwake. Nini ya wahaya, wajaluo bwana.

 

[Nyuki]

Beware of people who sit on their ass imagining scenerios just to portray the successful tribe of Haya as arrogant and wenye majigambo!
This is shit! Hayas never make false majigambos, when they talk the truth to inspire backward to follw their examples, wanaambiwa eti majigambo!!!!!

Kama mi Mkurugenzi na nina PhD, watoto wangu wanasome majuu, nina jengo pale Masaki, lazima utamani kujua siri ya mafanikio. Na nikianza kusema, watu wengine wanasema najigamba, ndo maana siku zote wahaya wataendelea kuwa matawi

Sitachelea kuhoji hekima ,busara na uadilifu ulionao katika jamii.

 

[Rubi]

so fani!!! tehe tehe

 

[Lukolo]

Beware of people who sit on their ass imagining scenerios just to portray the successful tribe of Haya as arrogant and wenye majigambo!
This is shit! Hayas never make false majigambos, when they talk the truth to inspire backward to follw their examples, wanaambiwa eti majigambo!!!!!

Kama mi Mkurugenzi na nina PhD, watoto wangu wanasome majuu, nina jengo pale Masaki, lazima utamani kujua siri ya mafanikio. Na nikianza kusema, watu wengine wanasema najigamba, ndo maana siku zote wahaya wataendelea kuwa matawi

Wahaya wenzako wote wametoa comment nzuri na kuadmit utani uliopo. Wewe unaonyesha kabisa ni mmoja ya wahaya ambao bado kabisa hawajastaarabika. Inawezekana hata ze commedy huwa huangalii kwa kuwa Mpoki anawatania wahaya. Civilized societies wanautambua utani uliopo kila mahali. Mara ngapi wachagga, wanyakyusa, wanyamwezi, wazaramo nk tumewatania humu jamvini na hawakutoa lugha kali kama yako?
Cha kuchekesha ni kwamba aliyeitengeneza hiyo ni Mhaya.

 

[Ng'azagala]

hahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahha hawa nshomile, kaazi kwelikweli