JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

WHO SAID ENGLISH IS DIFFICULT? IDI AMINI For those of you English is not your first language you might think twice before you say something Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amini at a...

RE: APPLICATION FOR REPLACEMENT OF THE DEAD MANAGER Reference is made to the recent death of the Manager at your Company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead Manager. Each time...

Pregnancy and the ever growing size of your belly do not mean that you cannot participate in a biking contest. Well there are special bikini contest held for pregnant women. Days have gone when...

Cairns gent glued to loo Posted Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:00am AEST Police are appealing for information after a man was glued to a public toilet seat in far north Queensland in what police...

kijana anakuja mbio kwa mama yake huku analia.mama anamuuliza mwanawe nini kimetokea? kijana amwambia mama kuwa baba yake amejigonga na nyundo kidole.mama naye anamjibu hupaswi kulia...

Little Jenny came running into the house and asked... "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "Nah," said his mom, "of course not." little Jenny then ran back outside and his mom heard...

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When...

Bob goes to a grocery store and spots cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. Bob doesn't strike him as the cat owning...

Nilikuwa napitia kule kwenye makabrasha nikafungua zeutamu-dot-com, lakini ikanikatalia. Nikajaribu tena na tena bila mafanikio, je kulikoni? wamebadili jina?

An Engineer working in the UK recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home in Tanzania. It read as follows: ------------------------ Dear Michael, I can no longer continue our...

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America, late one night he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead...

Rashid Mwinshehe ‘Kingwendu’ Saturday, August 22, 2009 7:40 AM Komedian aliyekwenda eji Bongo, Rashid Mwinshehe...

From yahoo "... And this jerk is really persistent! " http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2973635?fr=yvmtf

Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao . Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi wa haja alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidi kwenye hiyo fani. Mbishi 1...

Abunuwas delivers a khutbah (sermon) Once, the people of The City invited Abunuwas to deliver a khutba. When he got on the pulpit, he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he...

Mother was scolding the daughter, "i don't like the guy you are going out with. he is too dumb". "No, momma," she said, "he is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness...

Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi: SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako...

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One...

Nakumbuka miaka michache nyuma nilibahatika kutembelea shule moja ya chekechea au kwa jina maarufu Vidudu, sielewi haswa kwa nini shule hizi za chekechea zinaitwa kwa jina hili la vidudu. Swala...

To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore...