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One night 4 MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. they made themselves look as
dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a
wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and
they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no
condition to appear for the test. The dean was a just person so he said that you can have the re – test after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the dean. the dean said that this
was a special condition that all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.

The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q .1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you
attended 4 days ago-----(30 Marks)
Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks)
Q.4 . Which tyre burst ------- ( 28 marks )
Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks)
 
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Ha ha ha
 
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Uongo ni sooo..
Cheki walivyodakwa kama kuku mwenye kideri
 
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I've listened to it several times since reading this question and my guess is that it's SUPPOSED to be bongos...HOWEVER, I'd guess it is more than likely an electric reproduction of whatever the instrument is.







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Hapo huna ujanja, kweli uongo bila mipango haufai
 
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The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q .1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you
attended 4 days ago-----(30 Marks)
Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks)
Q.4 . Which tyre burst ------- ( 28 marks )
Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks)
Huyu jamaa mtoa maswali kweli kiboko, amelenga pale pale kwenye mzizi wa fitina!
 

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