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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by matambo, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. m

    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
    for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
    younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    tight sexy miniskirts, Birkins, and generally was bra-less with tight
    standing breasts.. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
    give me a sexy seductive look and I always got more than a nice view.

    It had been her deliberate intent because she never did it when she was
    near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
    arrived, wearing just a Khanga with nothing inside from the look, giving
    a true geography of her body and she whispered to me that she had
    feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that nobody is home, thus she wanted me just once before I
    got married and committed my life to her sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
    wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
    stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
    front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold!, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
    for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    And the moral of this story is:

    ........Guess what, I was heading to my car where I kept my condoms.

    Sometimes we loose best opportunities in life for just a simple mistake
    or being carried away with world fantasies. Only God knows exactly what
    is in the mind of Man.

  2. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    i knew it...
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Majaribu mengine yapo ili kutusaidia...!
    Hongera weye mtu kwa kuonekana mshindi, japo kuwa ulikuwa kwenye harakati za uzinzi!

    Ingekuwa nanihii wa humu ndani angesahau hadi kama kuna condom mahali, angemwinamisha tu mtu na kukamatwa na wakwe!...huh!
  4. Mshirazi

    Mshirazi JF-Expert Member

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    I dont know who was on your side...SATAN or GOOD ANGLEs
    But if that is the case,,they will test you more,,and thats time only with HAUS GAL and we are waiting for on the TRAP..
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    at least i was wise to remember zana eeh? that as my wokovu
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Fundisho: Siku zote acha condom kwenye gari lako!
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    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Mitihani mingine bana ni kutafutana ubaya tu:rolleyes:!