Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake! Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening Dear, I'm now logged in" Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename? Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Error syntax. Abort? Wife: What about my TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It is by default. Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use... Try after some time. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband: Unknown Virus. In the middle of the night, the husband wants to have sex with his wife, he tries to touch the wife. But then the wife says: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!!!