Yaliyonikuta Mpoleeee = from Mpoleeee to Golden mpoleeee

[klorokwini]

We nimeambiwa na Uncle mbele yako: hata brotherly kiss usitoe Mwali, sio kaka yako, sio ndugu yako (implied:he is dangerous!)

Walikuwa hawamaanishi, unajua mjombaako ana utani sana, nakumbuka zamani alikuwa anapost jukwaa la jokes tu wakati wewe haujajiunga

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

the best way to stamp him. Halaf shujaa ana miondoko ya kunyatia kama kinyonga yatima vile

Bossman ni stealth bomber! We muone hivyo hivyo tu. Kwenye profile yake hana rafiki njemba hata mmoja...na ana marafiki 70+

 

[Mwali]

Umeonae? Tena sredi yenyewe alianzisha somo wako, ya kumpongeza! Kwani somo yeye ana miaka mingapi ndoani?

Sijui, ila daima motto yake ni QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY!
Ngoja nikamtafute aje hapa kwanza, naona panamfaa...

 

[Kongosho]

Na waswahili wanasema
'ukiona yatima ana ndevu, jua moyo una mvi'

the best way to stamp him. Halaf shujaa ana miondoko ya kunyatia kama kinyonga yatima vile

 

[Mwali]

Walikuwa hawamaanishi, unajua mjombaako ana utani sana, nakumbuka zamani alikuwa anapost jukwaa la jokes tu wakati wewe haujajiunga

:hand: talk to my hand...

 

[The Boss]

Bossman ni stealth bomber! We muone hivyo hivyo tu. Kwenye profile yake hana rafiki njemba hata mmoja...na ana marafiki 70+

kuanzia leo naku add
wewe kwanza...
how about that?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

what were you doing there?

I was just browsing and I happened to see that comment and I went hmmm....Boss been here already? Dayuuuum

 

[sweetlady]

Na huyu husninyo hajamaliza tu dripu yake? kipindupindu kinatumaliza jameni

Amewekewa ya pili, ndio akome kula maembe njiani wakati anatoka shule.

 

[klorokwini]

Bossman ni stealth bomber! We muone hivyo hivyo tu. Kwenye profile yake hana rafiki njemba hata mmoja...na ana marafiki 70+

hebu niangalizie deskmate na sweeetlady wamo?
hakyanani kitanuka hapa

 

[bht]

Na uwe makini sana wakati unashuka kwenye mlango wa daladala
tai ikibanwa na mlango afu wewe umeshuka na dereva akatoa gari fasta
utaikimbiza daladala kichwa umeangalia juu na brifkesi mkononi

Jamani jamani wee mwanamke...lol!

Nahitaji glukozi kabisa!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kuanzia leo naku add
wewe kwanza...
how about that?

Naaah just keep it the way it is bana.

 

[Mwali]

Amewekewa ya pili, ndio akome kula maembe njiani wakati anatoka shule.

Husninyo anakula maembe njiani akienda shule? Nimeanza kuunganisha dots... kuna mtu fulani (jina kapuni) ndio signature yake hiyo!

 

[Kongosho]

Naishi, tandale popo bawa, ukifika kwenye mnara wa voda, kuna gesti inaitwa havintishi.

Hapo hapo uliza kwa mama Siyawezi, mtoto wa mama siyawezi wa pili anaitwa kijibacharoho, huyo atakuleta kwangu streiti

hehehe naomba adress yako ya uswahilini kongosho.
ukiona skendo kama hiyo ujue jamaa kavaa tai kwenda kuomba viza tu na sio vazi lake

 

[klorokwini]

:hand: talk to my hand...

My mission is to twist your heart and not your hand............
should read talk to my heart.

 

[Mwali]

hebu niangalizie deskmate na sweeetlady wamo?
hakyanani kitanuka hapa

Deskmate wako hayumo, anajua lesson one! lol

 

[Mwali]

My mission is to twist your heart and not your hand............
should read talk to my heart.

Ntakusema kwa Anti. Wallahi tena, ukiendelea ntakusema.

 

[klorokwini]

Amewekewa ya pili, ndio akome kula maembe njiani wakati anatoka shule.

Mungu ajaalie kale kaujauzito kasije kuharibika..... ee mungu tusikie

 

[sweetlady]

Na waswahili wanasema
'ukiona yatima ana ndevu, jua moyo una mvi'

Kongosho!!! Ndio mana nakumiss asee! Ukipeleka glucose kwa bht nipitishie na mimi!

 

[klorokwini]

Husninyo anakula maembe njiani akienda shule? Nimeanza kuunganisha dots... kuna mtu fulani (jina kapuni) ndio signature yake hiyo!

lool bora jina libaki kapuni tu

 

[klorokwini]

Naishi, tandale popo bawa, ukifika kwenye mnara wa voda, kuna gesti inaitwa havintishi.

Hapo hapo uliza kwa mama Siyawezi, mtoto wa mama siyawezi wa pili anaitwa kijibacharoho, huyo atakuleta kwangu streiti

khaaaaa! huu si wimbo mpya wa mzee yussuf?