World is so funny. Lol!

[ankol]

Much love Numbisa <3

 

[utali]

PROF.PLO LUMUMBA ON ONGOING BURNING OF SCHOOLS.
"The ongoing burning of schools in the country is miasma of deprecated apotheosis of hemorrhaging plutocracy cascade oozing into a malodorous excrense of mobocracy. With all term agent ossifying prodirities of kakocracy CS Amb. Amina knowledgecentora is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankam."

Do you agree with Prof. Lumumba that setting schools ablaze is cradcatriplose of megnolithrus mephocity?

I am vere vere konki mesmericoxafloxin with Him

 

[Kaka Kapo]

Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi,what r u doing Darling?

Wife: Im dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?

Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair.. Husband: Bloody English Language!

😀😀 classy

 

[Million dollars]

*Before you fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your school fees*

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[Depal]

Never tell a lady that she's ugly.. Find a more polite way to say it.. Just say 'your face doesn't make sense'....

hahhaah

 

[Numbisa]

Shoutout to all the legends that went from “Who gave you my contact” to “I hope your girlfriend will not break my head o”

 

[Numbisa]

Lakini Mum's are a blessing. Yaani you can suprise her with your side chic and she'll act like that's the first woman you've ever brought home.

 

[Numbisa]

In a biology class, the teacher asked phiri:

TEACHER: phiri, name two things that are found in cells..
ICEKING: thieves and criminals

 

[Numbisa]

Changed my Prayer from;

"Give us our daily bread" to
"Give me the whole bakery"
I ain't playing this year!

 

[Numbisa]

Imagine running away from your problems by committing suicide then boom papa bring you back to life

 

[Numbisa]

Teacher: Mjomba what is the meaning of Pastorpreneurship.?
Mjomba : It is the Raising of someone from the dead who is looking fresh to death.

 

[Numbisa]

I got a job in the USA
The problem is that I am not fluent in English

 

[Numbisa]

Whites : Babe i don't have money
Broke niggas :Babe promise you will never leave me no matter what

 

[Numbisa]

Growth is when your ex isn't even your type anymore..

 

[Numbisa]

Ladies will buy 40 pillows to decorate their bed only to be throwing them all down when they want to sleep,confused humans

 

[Million dollars]

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[Numbisa]

I'm that type of person who puts a song on repeat until the artist begs for water.

 

[Numbisa]

You think being ignored by somebody hurts, have you ever been ignored by your own Mind during an Examination paper

 

[Numbisa]

Some guys will never take a lady out on a date., all they know is visit me, visit me., as if they're admitted in a hospital

 

[Njopino]

I am vere vere konki mesmericoxafloxin with Him

Yaa is eletrocristroposeda in ponderbite africinussimulation of school joporidantant whenence lack interinforma-crossilization.