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It's a man's responsibility to feed the wife because the last time a woman fed a man, we all got chased out of the *garden of Eden*
 
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*Before you fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing soccer bet with your school fees*
 
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*If She enters your room and skips the chair to sit on the bed, then she’s not a Virgin.*

In fact use Condom.
 
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*A car horn is used to warn people that danger is coming* *....that's why they use a lot of them when they're bringing a bride into* *your family*

_Some of these things you don't need degree to understand them_
I hope iam communicating with *wisdom*
 
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My brother I'm sorry to let you know that your girlfriend has already been in that car you keep calling "Your dream car"
 
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Until a man pays your dowry,you are single my sister

Some engagements are just subscriptions to free browsing
 
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Arsene Wenger sacrificed his legacy to build the Emirates stadium, only for Lingard to come and be dancing in it every year
 
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CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
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BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now!
William:Yes sir!
BOSS: William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir.
BOSS: So what were you arguing about?
William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat.
BOSS:That bastard!What did u say to him?
William: I told him he's right
Yes, he is right.......nimecheka mie
 
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What could have happen if this guy was a black or red Hindi American? Do you think, he could had been taken to custody laughing?
 
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Its only for the fools who believes a miracle through it. Anyway we are here to laugh so dont take everything seriously
how comes for church members putting off underwear in public/church?.
 
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A nurse will meet you at the supermarket with your crush and be like "Hey kijana, ile kaswende iliisha??
Yees, in caps that pills you gave me last week helped alot so i will come to your office to take another pills for protection. Thank u nurse but next time don't ask idiotic questions.
 
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You used to make my day Numbisa when passing your thread, keep it up, waiting here here,
 
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Have you ever been in an exam hall and you start imagining the business you would have done with this school fees
 
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How can a man hurt such a beautiful & sweet girl like you?" Says a MAN who wants to finish you OFF
 

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