Old school rib cracker.
A couple were driving to the Old Log Inn when their
car got a flat. The spare was flat too, their cell
phones got no reception, and it was the middle of
nowhere, so the man said he'd just have to walk on
ahead and get some help. He walked for miles
seeing no one. Then up ahead he saw a parked car.
He approached and saw some sillouettes through the
foggy windows. However one window was down, so
he stuck his head in and said, "Hey, how far's the
Old Log Inn?" - and suddenly everything went black.
CUSTOMERS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
BOSS: (Shouting) William!!!William!!! come to my office now!
BOSS: William, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand?
William: Yes sir! The customer is always right sir.
BOSS: So what were you arguing about?
William: He said that this company is the worst he has ever known and you are the most stupid boss he has ever come across. He says u behave like a goat.
BOSS:That bastard!What did u say to him?
William: I told him he's right
Despite the fact that we rarely speak about sex in our daily lives, sex is a huge component of our quest for happiness. Sex is about connection, intimacy, and pleasure and this is the reason why we all love it in and out of relationships. If we don’t speak about sex, we definitely think about it a lot.