World is so funny. Lol!

[Numbisa]

When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..
YOU: Hello guys, you look twice
TWINS: What do you mean?
YOU: I mean you look again..

 

[Numbisa]

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER : U r hired?
ME: thank u sir

 

[Numbisa]

Witchcraft is when you about to enter in an interview and you hear your English saying "Go in, I'll wait for you outside"

 

[Njopino]

At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”

Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta nomi, brayo, jonte and 8 others fingered you

And when I wake up I finger them back, kwani shida nnini...😴

 

[hazard Don]

1980s : average parent ; 4 kids

2017: average kid ; 4 parents

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[Numbisa]

In my culture,when there is a ceremony next door we dont cook

 

[Numbisa]

So much wisdom on People's WhatsApp status, so much foolishness when you start chatting with them.

 

[Numbisa]

Don't Feel Bad if You Have A Small Dick Everything Happens For a Reason, Maybe it Won't reach Deep into Where STD And HIV Are Kept.

 

[Numbisa]

Congratulations to women who got pregnant by men they met on Facebook, youre carrying a little notification...

 

[ipyax]

Hahahaha ,this quote imenivunja mbavu,,.

How can a man hurt such a beautiful & sweet girl like you?" Says a MAN who wants to finish you OFF

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[Njopino]

When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..
YOU: Hello guys, you look twice
TWINS: What do you mean?
YOU: I mean you look again..

You look again...😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Numbisa]

Some people get married early and think they're older than you and start giving you advice. one day i will slap someone

 

[Numbisa]

I confess.. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they Call

 

[Numbisa]

I've been hearing things like "Legends are born in October,. Kings & Queens born in June" ..but these April babies are so silent ama mnadhani hatujui Fools are born in which month

 

[Numbisa]

If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past

 

[Numbisa]

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

 

[Numbisa]

When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!! . . BUT!!!! . . . When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!.....

 

[Numbisa]

My BF dumped me for the girl he's dating online, he didn't know am da girl. I can't wait when we meet...

 

[Numbisa]

I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and vaseline. Now it's cement, concrete, head pan and other building materials

 

[Mine eyes]

You’re not depressed, you just don’t have any money.

Don't argue.. Rich depressed people can't see this post

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