Wife is like a TV

[IshaLubuva]

Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……

 

[kilimasera]

like truth but not real

 

[VoiceOfReason]

Hii ni nzuri mkuu lakini kwa kuepuka ghadhabu za dada zetu... hii ingependeza sana kwenye jukwaa la Jokes

 

[tracy]

Most of the so called husbands suck!dats very true to most Modern Men!

 

[Maria Roza]

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Mmetuchoka sasa:Cry::Cry::Cry::Cry:

 

[IshaLubuva]

Hii ni nzuri mkuu lakini kwa kuepuka ghadhabu za dada zetu... hii ingependeza sana kwenye jukwaa la Jokes

Administrator fanyia kazi ushauri huu

 

[BLUE BALAA]

Imekaa vizuri

 

[afrodenzi]

Duuuhhh can u be both? ?

 

[Mpasuajipu]

Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……

Umeniacha sina mbavu hii kuna ukweli kabisaaaa bila kupinga.

 

[22nd]

huu ni udhalilishaji, sio kwa wanawake coz u can be(CELLPHONE) hapa waliodhalilishwa ni kwa wale walioolewa(TV), is not fear kuona kuna watu wanakaa chini na kutafuta kitu cha kum compare mwanamke.
swali langu ni hili, sasa kwanini mnaona kama kumbe unamuona mke wako useless(kama hiyo TV)
mnaudhi kinoma wanaume, ndio maana nafurahia ikitokea nikaona mwanaume anafanywa mume *****.

 

[22nd]

Show a respect, kumbuka mama yako, dada ako,shangazi ni wanawake pia,kwahiyo ni among those(TV).

 

[22nd]

Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……

hapo kwenye red"u sell the TV" mbona siku hizi ni easy kuuza cellphones than tv? ukitaka deal la haraka haraka unauza cellphone.

"TV is free for life" Tv ni free for life ni bongo,ila huku UK unalipia bwana inaitwa Tv License, sijui kuhusu nchi nyengine za ulaya.

"TV is big, bulky" labda wewe kama bado unatumia ile TV za mgongo, sasa hivi TV is very slim and the most beautiful.

last but not least- Tv inakufanya u relax most of the time ukiwa home,ila cellphone inakupa ugonjwa wa moyo kila dakika, mara umepigiwa unadaiwa,mara imeisha charge,muda wote unakuwa mtumwa na hiyo Cellphone yako.
I prefer TV bana....
michelle,shosti,judith..mpo wapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

 

[tracy]

hapo kwenye red"u sell the TV" mbona siku hizi ni easy kuuza cellphones than tv? ukitaka deal la haraka haraka unauza cellphone.

"TV is free for life" Tv ni free for life ni bongo,ila huku UK unalipia bwana inaitwa Tv License, sijui kuhusu nchi nyengine za ulaya.

"TV is big, bulky" labda wewe kama bado unatumia ile TV za mgongo, sasa hivi TV is very slim and the most beautiful.

last but not least- Tv inakufanya u relax most of the time ukiwa home,ila cellphone inakupa ugonjwa wa moyo kila dakika, mara umepigiwa unadaiwa,mara imeisha charge,muda wote unakuwa mtumwa na hiyo Cellphone yako.
I prefer TV bana....
michelle,shosti,judith..mpo wapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?

Yani kwa bht mbaya natumia 4n,but a vry bg hug for you!ahaha

 

[Mallaba]

this should be a joke, and there is no place here