When u marry a politician??


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marry a lawyer.....its legal
marry a doctor....its healthy
marry a policeman.....i ts secure
marry an actor....its thrilling
marry an artist.....its creative
marry a businessman.... ..its profitable
marry a teacher.....its educative
marry a pastor.....its spiritual
marry an accountant..... its financial
marry an author.....its adventurous
marry a musician....its romantic
when u marry a politician..... its......????
 
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lol when u marry a politician its lies
 
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its kinda "Portuguese Tag of War"
 
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its lies!!!they don't walk on their talks!!!
 
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Marry a Politician..... expects much longo longo til u die!
 
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When you marry a politician
It's legal, healthy, secure, thrilling, creative, its profitable
It's educative, spiritual, financial, adventurous, Romantic
It's all that and so much more, because politics makes it.
It is from politics that the teachers, the authors and the artists can earn a living,
It is from politics that the lawyer is prevented to go beyond legal, that rights are protected
it is from politics that the financial man is protected and controled at the same time
The politician needs to be multiskilled as he has to represent all these professions
I would DEFINITELY marry a politician, they make the rules of the game. :)
cc: Ashadii​


 
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. --- Nikita Khrushchev

Gotta Be Nuts to Marry a Politician
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marry a handsom...........?!?!?? Elli embu nijibu hapo
 
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marry a lawyer.....its legal
marry a doctor....its healthy
marry a policeman.....i ts secure
marry an actor....its thrilling
marry an artist.....its creative
marry a businessman.... ..its profitable
marry a teacher.....its educative
marry a pastor.....its spiritual
marry an accountant..... its financial
marry an author.....its adventurous
marry a musician....its romantic
when u marry a politician..... its......????
when u marry a politician..... its nothing but Serukambalism......????

Mkuu huko unapotupeleka siko, nani anapenda kuombwa miongozo na kupewa taarifa kila siku nyumbani! Ukikataa lazima utakalishwa chini iwe kwa hiari au kwa shuruti.
 
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Lucky Dube - Rasta Man's Prayer



Politicians thank you father, For making them to be able, To lie with a straight face, While the Nation cries
They wanna thank you lord
 
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Boflo tatizowanasiasa wa siku hizi ni wasanii kuliko wasanii wenyewe
 
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What about marrying an engineer........................
 
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. A few days later, the local sheriff came out looking for the missing politicos, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone.


The farmer said, "I buried 'em all... out back."


The sheriff then asked, "Were they ALL dead?"


The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
 

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