lara 1
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Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasa kuna story 2, zote kali! Inabidi tupige kura, story ipi iletwe leo, na ipi next week! Samaritan Jecha endesha zoezi kwa ufasaha. Twende fasta tusikeshe.
The Diaspora! Hii inamuhusu mdada mmbongo tu, hustles zake za relationship huko Diaspora, na baada ya kurudi bongo, usanii wa wanaume na jinsi alivokabiliana nao.
Struggling Model! Hii inamhusu Free P, kijana wa kibongo wa aisha ya hali ya chini but mwenye umbo na muonekano wa kimodel. Hustles zake kukua mazingira ya kijana HB lakini huna hata 100. Uozowa modeling industry bongo nje ndani, uozo wa maisha magroup na company za vijana wa kibongo mabachelor! In short ni jinsi gani kijana wa maisha ya chini bongo anaetamani maisha ya juu anavo hustle.
Piga kura yako. Twende kazi. Andika Diaspora kuchagua ya Diaspora, au Super model kuchagua Model.
Kura 30 za mwanzo kama kawaida. Samaritan Jecha twende kazi.
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MATOKEO: DIASPORA 15, SUPER MODEL 16.
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THE STRUGGLING MODEL, kama ilivoandikwa na Lara 1, 17/1/2016.
October 2015. "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
Lara 1 nina maongezi na wewe very private. Poa kamanda nitakucheki mida mida wacha nipige cargo kwanza, kaisari mtu mbaya sanaaaa.
Mwana mimi ndo nachomoka, niambie hio ishu fasta nisababishe kama vipi. K super model akawa anatafakariiii. Akaniambia nendaaatu nitakwambia siku ingine.
Ikapita wiki. Lara njoo chemba mara moja kuna kitu nataka kuteta na wewe. Nambie mwanangu mwenyewe. Mxiuuuuu! Anyway nenda tu nitakwambia siku ingine. Khaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ikapita tena wiki. Lara nina jambo moja very private nataka unisaidie. Extremely private. Nikamwambia kama unataka kunitarifu wewe shoga wewe ni taarifu tu, maana mamodl sio riziki wngi wenu. What can i expect from a man who showes his a.ss for a living?
Hahhaaaaaaa! Akasema mshenzi nini. Hahahaaaaa! Akasema mimi muislamu safi kabisaaa, sina tabia hizo nife hapa hapa kama nadanganya.
Aya nambie hio shida yako inayokukwama kooni yakhe. Lara 1, nina dili nataka nikupe, bonge la diliiiii. Humu ofisini nimekuona unajielewa na tunaweza kwenda sawa. Shika 500,000! Khaaaaaaa! Kabla sijaishika niambie ya kazi gani. Shika bwana na wewe, shikaaaa hazikungati, acha wogaaaa, mjini hapa. Hahahahaaaa! Kazi nyepesi tu. Haya nishazitia kwa handbag leta maneno. Na iendacho kwa Lara 1, hakirudi, utaniua hapa hio hela siitoi kwenye mkoba. Hahahaaaa! Akatabasamu.
Ishu yenyewe tutafutie mdada, mmoja mkali, matataaaa, tako awe nalooo, bonge hapanaaa, mshumaa pia hapana. Tutampa 1 million per night. Au tunaweza kukupa wewe afu wewe utampimia mtavopatana mradi aje.
Nikamwambia subiri kwanza, usinipeleke race kama hussein bolt, huo wingi huo mta, tuta inakuwajeeeee? Siwasomiiii? Mdada mnataka mmoja sasa wingi wenu uko vipi? Mko wangapi na hio 1 million nipe details usinibabatize, nipe kitu clear, wa kazi gani, na mko wangapi.
Akanidaka, uspanic, tuko wawili tu, mimi na this friend of mine, he is very rich, filthy rich, he is maried though, bt atakuwa mjini weekend ya tarehe flani and he expects some entertainment ndo huyo mdada. Dont worry there is enough budget, everything is covered. Just make it happen and name your price.
Nikawa sijamuelewa uzuri. Nikamuuliza so wewe utakuwa na girl wako, afu huyu mdada ndo amliwaze Le Sponsor! Hapo nimekusomaaaa, najichekesha kabisaaa. Akaniambia NO. My girl shouldnt find out about this, the girl is for both of us. Tunalala nae wote. Tunampiga mtungo, if you know what i mean.
Holly cow! Yewiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Tobaaaa! Mmmmmh! Nikajikaza kwanza maana biashara ya watu is all about reputation. Nikamwambia so kw hio wewe na rfiki yako huyo msichanaaa. Mnake nilikosa maneno ya kuunga sentensi vizui. Akanijibu YES. Absolutely!
Nikawa kama nimepigwa shoke. Akaniwahi it is not as bad as you think, i am not a terrible person but you know, if you have so many girls at your disposal, so much sex, sex becomes somehow BORING so you have to be creative. And i dont want the Don disapointed. He doesnt drink, he doesnt go out, he doesnt like music, he only enjoys sex.! Nikajisemea moyoni Holly shit!
Nikamuuliza why msichukue kila mtu demu wake? yeah! Magonjwa mengi na nini. Najikanyaga kanyaga, hela nishatia kwenye mkoba, jasho linanitika. Akaniambia NO! Its boring! We need something new for the adrenalin. And the Don expects MORE from me everytime he is town i have to surprise him. Get the girl get the money, dont get the girl give back my money. Akaondokaa zake. Kaniachia B52. (Niacheni niadike tu humu JF maisha yangu yana majaribu makubwa hatari)
Nikawa nawazaaa na kuwazuaaa, ikaingia sms, Huyo demu asiwe chngudoaaa, ukituuzia mbuzi kwenye gunia utatujuaaa. Machangu tunaweza kunua wenyewe, we just need a decent girl, with class in her, lakini hata akiwa wa uswazi we can make an exception. Mmmmmh! Nikahisi mavi na mkojo vimenibana kwa mpigo. Nikasema niwarushie hela zao nini, dili gani hii sasa. Si balaa hili? Mxiuuuuuuu!
Kuna mdada kitaa namjua mwingi mnooo, keshatoa mimba 4, machepele sanaaaa, ananiambia Lara nitafutie danga linipeleke duabi nikapige helaaaa, mbona unakuwa hunipeni dada angu? Nikamuita nikmwambia nione kwa mda wako, nina bonge la dili. Akanifata kwangu niambie dada la dada. Nikamwambi nitafutie msichana anaeweza kuwamudu wanaume wa 2 yeye mmoja huko chuoni kwenu. Dau 1million cash anaepwa in advance ila hao watu sio watu wazembe, sio watu wa kuwaingiza kingi. Akila hela kazi ifanyike.
Akaniuliza Millioni, hii 1m, kweli kabisaaaa. Na kulala nao mara moja tu. Nikamwambia ndio, mtu unae hunaa, maana huyo mkuu anakuja siku si nyingi. Akaniuliza unawajua hao watu, mziki wao upoje. Nikamjibu namjua mmoja, mziki wake mnene, huyo mwingine atakuwa boyaaaa tu, maana ana mke afu ana helaa, afu ni kigogo wa serikali. Sidhani kama ana lolote atakuwa mshangiliaji tu! Hahahahaaa! Akaniambia hio kazi nitaifanya mwenyewe, nichukue huo mpunga mambo mengine yaendeleee.
Hahahaaaaa! Acha masihara nitafutie mtu. Akajibu nipo serious. Mwambie mtu kapatikana wanipe hio million fastaa kabla sijaghairi.Nikamuuliza have you ever done 2 men before? Akajibu NO, well not at the same time, but i have done 2 in one hour! Nilikuwa na boy wangu alivoondoka tu, akaingia buzi, nikaunganisha mechi! Damn! Arent you too young for this shit? Mimi mkubwa wewe kwenye mambo. Mmmmmh! Nikawa najishauri. Nitakujibu.
Huku K haniulizi kabisaa nimefikia wapi, nikaema simwambii mpaka aniulize. Na mimi najikaushaaa. Dogo huku vipi sasa hio 1 million? Unaniangusha dada lake nishakopa vitu huku vya 200,000 usizingue. K siku hio ananiuliza vipi umefanikisha? Nikamwambia almost kesho nakupa jibu.
Nikawa nataka nika comfirm kwa yule dogo kwanza. Njiani nikakutana na maza wake dogo, roho ikafanya paaaaaaaaaah! Nikamsalimu shikamooo, simuangalii usoni. Akaniambai Lara subiri. Nikasema dogo boya nini kamwambia mama yake mchongo mzima nini. Tobaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nikawa nimepanga nakana kila kitu, namruka futi mia nane. Mmmmmh! Nikawa nimesimama standby.
Hapo kavaa uniform zake za ulinzi manake ni mlinzi kwenye hizi kampuni za ulizni, akaniambia mimi nakukubali sanaa hapa mtaani, nataka dogo asome awe kama nyie, afanye kazi ofisini, asiwe mfungua mlango na mlinzi kama mimi mama yake. Nikiwaona wadada ofisini kama nyie natamaniii siku moja dogo wangu aje nae kuwa hivo ana kazi yake ya maana. Lakini hapa mtaani anaharibika, kampani sio nzuri kabisaaa, watu hawana utuuuu, wanafundisha mambo mabaya, na yeye kichwa chake kipo juu juu, anadanganyika kirahisi. Mimi kama mzazi naumia sanaaa, mnooo. Najikabaaaa asome, lakini data nazopewa sio nzuri kabisaaa, na mda wa kukaa kumfatilia sinaa, kazi za shift, nikiingia nigh nasikia analeta mabwana, au halali ndani, inaniumaaaa.
Naomba ukae nae uongeee nae, umpe muongozo mzuri mwanangu. Nakuombaaa mama angu, nisaidie kwa hilo, kw vile wewe rika lake kidogo atkuelewa. Mmmmmmh! Nikaguna tu. Nikamwambia haina shidaaa, nitazungumza nae usipate tabu.
Ikawa imeniput off mood kabisaaa. Kesho K akanifata jibu langu. Nikataka kumwambia mtu kapatikana, nikamkumbuka yule mazaaa, nikamtolea hlea yake tu kwenye mokba nikamwambia nimeshindwaaaa kazi. Hela yako hio hapo baba.
Akadaaaaaa. Akaniambia sikiza najua hela haitoshi, you want more money, umempata mdada but you bluffing nikuongezee hela, Fine, 1 million for you, 1 million for the girl but that is it. I wont go higher than that.
Mmmmmhhhhh! Nikamwambia No, nimeshindwa mwnyewe. Aaaah fikiria, 1 m sio ndogo ujue, ukipata mtu you know my number. Mmmmmmmmh! Nikawa nimepata ahueni kidgo, manake utafikiri jini lilinikaba. Huuuuuu!
Nikiwa nawaza na kuwazua, ki intern kimoja kikanifata, what were you talking with K? Nikawa namuangalia tu kwa mshangao. I know you were seducing him, na K mwepesi sanaa. Kwanza K sio size yako. Kaa ukijua if sio wewe tu anakutongozaaaa, he is my man, lakini ni player, ashatoka na flani, flani flani, mii nimezoea but i advice you to stay away from him.
Nikajisema WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Yule mshenzi yule ndo anaharibu ofisi hivi, these girls are fresh from school, ndo anachafua chafua hivi? HOLLY COW! Na yale mambo alioniambia nimfanyie si atawauwa na ukimwi.
Somebody gotta do something about it, and tha will be me. Nitamnyoosha. Nikamwambia yule dada he is all yours. Enjoy!
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Sasa kuna story 2, zote kali! Inabidi tupige kura, story ipi iletwe leo, na ipi next week! Samaritan Jecha endesha zoezi kwa ufasaha. Twende fasta tusikeshe.
The Diaspora! Hii inamuhusu mdada mmbongo tu, hustles zake za relationship huko Diaspora, na baada ya kurudi bongo, usanii wa wanaume na jinsi alivokabiliana nao.
Struggling Model! Hii inamhusu Free P, kijana wa kibongo wa aisha ya hali ya chini but mwenye umbo na muonekano wa kimodel. Hustles zake kukua mazingira ya kijana HB lakini huna hata 100. Uozowa modeling industry bongo nje ndani, uozo wa maisha magroup na company za vijana wa kibongo mabachelor! In short ni jinsi gani kijana wa maisha ya chini bongo anaetamani maisha ya juu anavo hustle.
Piga kura yako. Twende kazi. Andika Diaspora kuchagua ya Diaspora, au Super model kuchagua Model.
Kura 30 za mwanzo kama kawaida. Samaritan Jecha twende kazi.
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MATOKEO: DIASPORA 15, SUPER MODEL 16.
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THE STRUGGLING MODEL, kama ilivoandikwa na Lara 1, 17/1/2016.
October 2015. "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
Lara 1 nina maongezi na wewe very private. Poa kamanda nitakucheki mida mida wacha nipige cargo kwanza, kaisari mtu mbaya sanaaaa.
Mwana mimi ndo nachomoka, niambie hio ishu fasta nisababishe kama vipi. K super model akawa anatafakariiii. Akaniambia nendaaatu nitakwambia siku ingine.
Ikapita wiki. Lara njoo chemba mara moja kuna kitu nataka kuteta na wewe. Nambie mwanangu mwenyewe. Mxiuuuuu! Anyway nenda tu nitakwambia siku ingine. Khaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ikapita tena wiki. Lara nina jambo moja very private nataka unisaidie. Extremely private. Nikamwambia kama unataka kunitarifu wewe shoga wewe ni taarifu tu, maana mamodl sio riziki wngi wenu. What can i expect from a man who showes his a.ss for a living?
Hahhaaaaaaa! Akasema mshenzi nini. Hahahaaaaa! Akasema mimi muislamu safi kabisaaa, sina tabia hizo nife hapa hapa kama nadanganya.
Aya nambie hio shida yako inayokukwama kooni yakhe. Lara 1, nina dili nataka nikupe, bonge la diliiiii. Humu ofisini nimekuona unajielewa na tunaweza kwenda sawa. Shika 500,000! Khaaaaaaa! Kabla sijaishika niambie ya kazi gani. Shika bwana na wewe, shikaaaa hazikungati, acha wogaaaa, mjini hapa. Hahahahaaaa! Kazi nyepesi tu. Haya nishazitia kwa handbag leta maneno. Na iendacho kwa Lara 1, hakirudi, utaniua hapa hio hela siitoi kwenye mkoba. Hahahaaaa! Akatabasamu.
Ishu yenyewe tutafutie mdada, mmoja mkali, matataaaa, tako awe nalooo, bonge hapanaaa, mshumaa pia hapana. Tutampa 1 million per night. Au tunaweza kukupa wewe afu wewe utampimia mtavopatana mradi aje.
Nikamwambia subiri kwanza, usinipeleke race kama hussein bolt, huo wingi huo mta, tuta inakuwajeeeee? Siwasomiiii? Mdada mnataka mmoja sasa wingi wenu uko vipi? Mko wangapi na hio 1 million nipe details usinibabatize, nipe kitu clear, wa kazi gani, na mko wangapi.
Akanidaka, uspanic, tuko wawili tu, mimi na this friend of mine, he is very rich, filthy rich, he is maried though, bt atakuwa mjini weekend ya tarehe flani and he expects some entertainment ndo huyo mdada. Dont worry there is enough budget, everything is covered. Just make it happen and name your price.
Nikawa sijamuelewa uzuri. Nikamuuliza so wewe utakuwa na girl wako, afu huyu mdada ndo amliwaze Le Sponsor! Hapo nimekusomaaaa, najichekesha kabisaaa. Akaniambia NO. My girl shouldnt find out about this, the girl is for both of us. Tunalala nae wote. Tunampiga mtungo, if you know what i mean.
Holly cow! Yewiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Tobaaaa! Mmmmmh! Nikajikaza kwanza maana biashara ya watu is all about reputation. Nikamwambia so kw hio wewe na rfiki yako huyo msichanaaa. Mnake nilikosa maneno ya kuunga sentensi vizui. Akanijibu YES. Absolutely!
Nikawa kama nimepigwa shoke. Akaniwahi it is not as bad as you think, i am not a terrible person but you know, if you have so many girls at your disposal, so much sex, sex becomes somehow BORING so you have to be creative. And i dont want the Don disapointed. He doesnt drink, he doesnt go out, he doesnt like music, he only enjoys sex.! Nikajisemea moyoni Holly shit!
Nikamuuliza why msichukue kila mtu demu wake? yeah! Magonjwa mengi na nini. Najikanyaga kanyaga, hela nishatia kwenye mkoba, jasho linanitika. Akaniambia NO! Its boring! We need something new for the adrenalin. And the Don expects MORE from me everytime he is town i have to surprise him. Get the girl get the money, dont get the girl give back my money. Akaondokaa zake. Kaniachia B52. (Niacheni niadike tu humu JF maisha yangu yana majaribu makubwa hatari)
Nikawa nawazaaa na kuwazuaaa, ikaingia sms, Huyo demu asiwe chngudoaaa, ukituuzia mbuzi kwenye gunia utatujuaaa. Machangu tunaweza kunua wenyewe, we just need a decent girl, with class in her, lakini hata akiwa wa uswazi we can make an exception. Mmmmmh! Nikahisi mavi na mkojo vimenibana kwa mpigo. Nikasema niwarushie hela zao nini, dili gani hii sasa. Si balaa hili? Mxiuuuuuuu!
Kuna mdada kitaa namjua mwingi mnooo, keshatoa mimba 4, machepele sanaaaa, ananiambia Lara nitafutie danga linipeleke duabi nikapige helaaaa, mbona unakuwa hunipeni dada angu? Nikamuita nikmwambia nione kwa mda wako, nina bonge la dili. Akanifata kwangu niambie dada la dada. Nikamwambi nitafutie msichana anaeweza kuwamudu wanaume wa 2 yeye mmoja huko chuoni kwenu. Dau 1million cash anaepwa in advance ila hao watu sio watu wazembe, sio watu wa kuwaingiza kingi. Akila hela kazi ifanyike.
Akaniuliza Millioni, hii 1m, kweli kabisaaaa. Na kulala nao mara moja tu. Nikamwambia ndio, mtu unae hunaa, maana huyo mkuu anakuja siku si nyingi. Akaniuliza unawajua hao watu, mziki wao upoje. Nikamjibu namjua mmoja, mziki wake mnene, huyo mwingine atakuwa boyaaaa tu, maana ana mke afu ana helaa, afu ni kigogo wa serikali. Sidhani kama ana lolote atakuwa mshangiliaji tu! Hahahahaaa! Akaniambia hio kazi nitaifanya mwenyewe, nichukue huo mpunga mambo mengine yaendeleee.
Hahahaaaaa! Acha masihara nitafutie mtu. Akajibu nipo serious. Mwambie mtu kapatikana wanipe hio million fastaa kabla sijaghairi.Nikamuuliza have you ever done 2 men before? Akajibu NO, well not at the same time, but i have done 2 in one hour! Nilikuwa na boy wangu alivoondoka tu, akaingia buzi, nikaunganisha mechi! Damn! Arent you too young for this shit? Mimi mkubwa wewe kwenye mambo. Mmmmmh! Nikawa najishauri. Nitakujibu.
Huku K haniulizi kabisaa nimefikia wapi, nikaema simwambii mpaka aniulize. Na mimi najikaushaaa. Dogo huku vipi sasa hio 1 million? Unaniangusha dada lake nishakopa vitu huku vya 200,000 usizingue. K siku hio ananiuliza vipi umefanikisha? Nikamwambia almost kesho nakupa jibu.
Nikawa nataka nika comfirm kwa yule dogo kwanza. Njiani nikakutana na maza wake dogo, roho ikafanya paaaaaaaaaah! Nikamsalimu shikamooo, simuangalii usoni. Akaniambai Lara subiri. Nikasema dogo boya nini kamwambia mama yake mchongo mzima nini. Tobaaaaaaaaaaaa! Nikawa nimepanga nakana kila kitu, namruka futi mia nane. Mmmmmh! Nikawa nimesimama standby.
Hapo kavaa uniform zake za ulinzi manake ni mlinzi kwenye hizi kampuni za ulizni, akaniambia mimi nakukubali sanaa hapa mtaani, nataka dogo asome awe kama nyie, afanye kazi ofisini, asiwe mfungua mlango na mlinzi kama mimi mama yake. Nikiwaona wadada ofisini kama nyie natamaniii siku moja dogo wangu aje nae kuwa hivo ana kazi yake ya maana. Lakini hapa mtaani anaharibika, kampani sio nzuri kabisaaa, watu hawana utuuuu, wanafundisha mambo mabaya, na yeye kichwa chake kipo juu juu, anadanganyika kirahisi. Mimi kama mzazi naumia sanaaa, mnooo. Najikabaaaa asome, lakini data nazopewa sio nzuri kabisaaa, na mda wa kukaa kumfatilia sinaa, kazi za shift, nikiingia nigh nasikia analeta mabwana, au halali ndani, inaniumaaaa.
Naomba ukae nae uongeee nae, umpe muongozo mzuri mwanangu. Nakuombaaa mama angu, nisaidie kwa hilo, kw vile wewe rika lake kidogo atkuelewa. Mmmmmmh! Nikaguna tu. Nikamwambia haina shidaaa, nitazungumza nae usipate tabu.
Ikawa imeniput off mood kabisaaa. Kesho K akanifata jibu langu. Nikataka kumwambia mtu kapatikana, nikamkumbuka yule mazaaa, nikamtolea hlea yake tu kwenye mokba nikamwambia nimeshindwaaaa kazi. Hela yako hio hapo baba.
Akadaaaaaa. Akaniambia sikiza najua hela haitoshi, you want more money, umempata mdada but you bluffing nikuongezee hela, Fine, 1 million for you, 1 million for the girl but that is it. I wont go higher than that.
Mmmmmhhhhh! Nikamwambia No, nimeshindwa mwnyewe. Aaaah fikiria, 1 m sio ndogo ujue, ukipata mtu you know my number. Mmmmmmmmh! Nikawa nimepata ahueni kidgo, manake utafikiri jini lilinikaba. Huuuuuu!
Nikiwa nawaza na kuwazua, ki intern kimoja kikanifata, what were you talking with K? Nikawa namuangalia tu kwa mshangao. I know you were seducing him, na K mwepesi sanaa. Kwanza K sio size yako. Kaa ukijua if sio wewe tu anakutongozaaaa, he is my man, lakini ni player, ashatoka na flani, flani flani, mii nimezoea but i advice you to stay away from him.
Nikajisema WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Yule mshenzi yule ndo anaharibu ofisi hivi, these girls are fresh from school, ndo anachafua chafua hivi? HOLLY COW! Na yale mambo alioniambia nimfanyie si atawauwa na ukimwi.
Somebody gotta do something about it, and tha will be me. Nitamnyoosha. Nikamwambia yule dada he is all yours. Enjoy!
IMEENDELEA POST YA 91, 98, 106, 131, 144, 152 na 172
