Warning to all men

[grafani11]

WARNING TO ALL MEN!!...
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a 2-
bedroom
flat. LADIES PLEEEEEEEEASE let your
boyfriends
be LANDLORDS this year!

nafikiri nimeeleweka....

Una maana wanawake ndiyo wanaofanya wanaume wasijenge? Mbona mimi mwanamke wangu ndiye kanifanya nipunguze starehe na kuwapa marafiki zangu bia mpaka marafiki zangu wakamchukia, lakini akasababisha nijenge nyumba 2 mpaka sasa na kununua usafiri.

 

[Fixed Point]

Uzuri ni kwamba akili ya babu imegoma mapema alfajiri kuwa haya siyo maandishi ya mkubwa mwenzangu FP....Mwenye mapoint ya kufanyia reference na wajukuu wangu wote.....No, it can't be!

Ila utunze vizuri nenosiri ili hawa wajukuu watundu akina snowhite wasipate access!

Babu DC!!

ha haaa, kweli babu, PW iliibiwa.......
yaani mimi kabisa naweza andika haya? haiingii akilini kabisa.

 

[brenda18]

hahahaha...ashakuwa mkubwa sikuhizi

Bado sijawa mkubwa bado....usinikane

 

[brenda18]

Sitakusamehe kwa hili. Na umri wangu huu unanichomesha mahindi muda wote huo?

Hahaha...unamikwara!!!!usipompata ujue umechacha

 

[UncleJoe]

mdogo wangu, kwani wanawalazimisha kutoa hayo mafungu? si unakataa tu na unasepa zako?

ni kama biashara unatoa hayo mafungu uki expect something in return. kwa mtazamo Wangu what we expect is overated. Its not worth gharama tunazoingia for it. Nakununulia gari. simu Kali. nyumba. nnachopata in return? papuchi? something ambacho hats siondoki nacho. nakitumia dakika cache kisha nakiacha NA hakuna guarantee kuwa natumia peke yangu.

 

[MWANAKA]

hawa mabinti pesa kwao ndo kila kitu mi nilishaga kaa pembeni kuepuka msongamano ....

 

[Eddy Love]

Kuna mtu nilimsikia akisema .... Sio pombe inayomaliza pesa, kinachomaliza pesa ni wanawake

ni PM upate vocha ya BUKU

 

[Rubuye123]

Aisee, Carlord, Warlord, Landlord, Puzzylord na Druglord.

Hahahahaha.........haya dada ake!

 

[mwekundu]

aisee umeua mbaya...........sijui kama tutajenga mwaka huu

 

[Dark City]

ha haaa, kweli babu, PW iliibiwa.......
yaani mimi kabisa naweza andika haya? haiingii akilini kabisa.

Hapa sasa kila kitu kimerudi kwenye normal.

Babu DC?

 

[Paloma]

My dear..ulitakiwa utoe neno litakalobatilisha maoni ya hawa mabazazi!!!

damage is done....piga silence tu afu na that killing smile of yours uone kama kuna mtu atachomoa!!!

 

[Dejane]

Sifa ya mwanaume kuhonga mengine mbwembwe tu!!!!

Lakini kuhonga ni kipaji shosti wachache wenye kipajii

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Mkuu ukiwa mchumi hivyo hata siku ya arusi utasema Hereni,saa,cheni,gauni,makeups ni equivalent na bei ya kununua Rav 4 short chases hivyo ukimbilie kuchukua gari na kuoa ibaki historia...haya mambo ni kujilipua tu mkuu kama ukifanya mchezo wa kuhifadhi kadi za vocha ulizotumia utaweza kukuta gharama ulokwisha tumia inaizidi hata bei ulonunulia SamSung 3 gear yako of which hazina hata muda sana sokoni!

 

[Mapi]

Bado sijawa mkubwa bado....usinikane

si juzi umewanjima nyumbani kupepeta mchele??

 

[venine]

wanaume wenyewe wa siku hizi mlivyo wabahili wa kugharamia vitu vyote hivyo hata hayupo.. mi hela natafuta mwenyewe bwana.

 

[Vituka]

sijaona gharama hapo so long nampenda na naenjoy nikiwa naye naweza fanya thrice as much...!

Vipi ushajenga wewe? kama vipi tuwekee basi picha ya nyumba yako na usafiri wako

 

[brenda18]

si juzi umewanjima nyumbani kupepeta mchele??

Abeeee🙄

 

[HHHK]

acha ubahili wewe tafuta pesa tutumie ....kwani miaka yako yote utakuwa unajenga?

Na wewe ukubali zako ziliwe pia sio mle zao tuu ili muende sawa si mnataka haki sawa

 

[ram]

Unajihami eeh.... utachunwa tu
unadhani kuwa na nyumba ndogo ni kunanihii tu lazima uhudumie babu

Umeeleweka. Nadhani wake zangu Kongosho, BADILI TABIA na cacico watakuwa wamenielewa.

Na hivi vibinti Heaven on Earth, Munkari, Madame B, Paloma, miss chagga, lara 1 Husninyo, badiebey et el,
muyaache haya mabazazi Mentor, Nicas Mtei, Vin Diesel yajenge.

Habari hizi njema ziwafikie King'asti, Mtambuzi, Kaizer, Dark City KakaKiiza Kaunga na jumuiya nzima ya wazazi.

Jenga nyumba ndo uweke heshima bar!! Nunua gari upaki nyumbani kwako.

 

[tinna cute]

Lakini kuhonga ni kipaji shosti wachache wenye kipajii

No dia, ukiweka juhudi na maarifa mbona atakuwa na nacho tu hicho kipaji haijalishi.