Warning to all men

[Mentor]

Unaulizia meli bandarini? We ndo bazazi anayechipukia kwa sasa....

Babuuu hebu utangazie umma kuwa mjukuu wako kipenzi mimi sio bazazi maana naona warembo wote wananiogopa sasa!!!

Cc: Munkari, miss neddy, badiebey, miss chagga, et al..

 

[UncleJoe]

Kuna mtu nilimsikia akisema .... Sio pombe inayomaliza pesa, kinachomaliza pesa ni wanawake

 

[sir Ganto G]

WARNING TO ALL MEN!!...
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a 2-
bedroom
flat. LADIES PLEEEEEEEEASE let your
boyfriends
be LANDLORDS this year!

nafikiri nimeeleweka....

..Amen to that!

 

[miss chagga]

Babuuu hebu utangazie umma kuwa mjukuu wako kipenzi mimi sio bazazi maana naona warembo wote wananiogopa sasa!!!

Cc: Munkari, miss neddy, badiebey, miss chagga, et al..

mdogo wangu me najua haipo hivyo wala usijali hao warembo wanakuogopa kwa sababu wao wamezoea mabazazi

 

[snowhite]

Shida ukiwa blinded na wivu ndio matokeo yake hayo. Haya baba kiwanja inatosha, kwa muda binti mangi atasuka yeboyebo.
Cc: snowhite

ahahaahahahhahahaha kwa mwendo wa kuwa na baba mkwe mnoko kama mumeo
ehehhe itabid mcutee wangu awe tu na dreads kama mamake ,manake babushka hachelewi kumuuliza sonushka hv zile nywele za mkeo si ni mtaji tosha??
cc The Boss as a warning note
lol!

 

[Fixed Point]

Umeeleweka. Nadhani wake zangu Kongosho, BADILI TABIA na cacico watakuwa wamenielewa.

Na hivi vibinti Heaven on Earth, Munkari, Madame B, Paloma, miss chagga, lara 1 Husninyo, badiebey et el,
muyaache haya mabazazi Mentor, Nicas Mtei, Vin Diesel yajenge.

Habari hizi njema ziwafikie King'asti, Mtambuzi, Kaizer, Dark City KakaKiiza Kaunga na jumuiya nzima ya wazazi.

Jenga nyumba ndo uweke heshima bar!! Nunua gari upaki nyumbani kwako.

ha haaa, jiandae kukosa mabinti mkwe.....
utabaki na bibi tu....
magari tunapaki CCM babu, halafu tunakoishi hakujulikani, full Yahaya

 

[Fixed Point]

Hapo umemaliza kitu. Unakuta mtu bila aibu kabisa ana magari kama 3 hivi, thamani yake zaidi ya 50m ila bila aibu anayapaki nyumbani kwa mwanamume mwenzake....!

Babu DC!!

ha haaa, acheni unoko, lol!
kwani akipaki anachukua kiwanja chako?

 

[Fixed Point]

Kuna mtu nilimsikia akisema .... Sio pombe inayomaliza pesa, kinachomaliza pesa ni wanawake

mdogo wangu, kwani wanawalazimisha kutoa hayo mafungu? si unakataa tu na unasepa zako?

 

[Paloma]

Umeeleweka. Nadhani wake zangu Kongosho, BADILI TABIA na cacico watakuwa wamenielewa.

Na hivi vibinti Heaven on Earth, Munkari, Madame B, Paloma, miss chagga, lara 1 Husninyo, badiebey et el,
muyaache haya mabazazi Mentor, Nicas Mtei, Vin Diesel yajenge.

Habari hizi njema ziwafikie King'asti, Mtambuzi, Kaizer, Dark City KakaKiiza Kaunga na jumuiya nzima ya wazazi.

Jenga nyumba ndo uweke heshima bar!! Nunua gari upaki nyumbani kwako.

mbony shafoo klemeee............baneni hivyo vipesa vizuri vitawapita!!!!

 

[Mpitagwa]

Kupanga ni kuchagua. Ujumbe umetufikia vizuri sana. Hongera mtoa uzi

 

[Sibonike]

We mdanganye wakati mwenzio hata kagari ka mkopo hajanunua.

Mkuu usijali kama gari ni la mkopo bora liwe barabarani. Pia ujue kupata sifa ya kukopesheka si rahisi.

 

[Fixed Point]

Aisee, Carlord, Warlord, Landlord, Puzzylord na Druglord.

ha haaa, rafiki kuna wababa wenye nyumba hawajui hata bei ya kiwanja, anaitwa baba mwenye nyumba sababu ni household heads

 

[Paloma]

WARNING TO ALL MEN!!...
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a 2-
bedroom
flat. LADIES PLEEEEEEEEASE let your
boyfriends
be LANDLORDS this year!

nafikiri nimeeleweka....

kashaga umeeleweka!!!
Asprin..............with due respect........yani kwa hivi vigharama utamuacha Mayasa kisa ujenge nyumba ya 2 bedrooms!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? A two-bedroom house?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! mmmhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!:A S 27:

 

[Sibonike]

WARNING TO ALL MEN!!...
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 iphone 5 = 6500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a 2-
bedroom
flat. LADIES PLEEEEEEEEASE let your
boyfriends
be LANDLORDS this year!

nafikiri nimeeleweka....

The value of one iPhone 5 equivalent to 6500 blocks? I doubt!
But the point you driving home is valid.

 

[Paloma]

Babuuu hebu utangazie umma kuwa mjukuu wako kipenzi mimi sio bazazi maana naona warembo wote wananiogopa sasa!!!

Cc: Munkari, miss neddy, badiebey, miss chagga, et al..

heeee wewe ni bazazi?!? pole sana mdogo wangu!!!

 

[Raimundo]

Aisee natafuta matenki ya maji kama Simtank, kama kuna mtu anauza bei rahisi,

Nikipata hay tu, basi ujezi kwisha na ninaanza kuhonga.

 

[Dark City]

ha haaa, jiandae kukosa mabinti mkwe.....
utabaki na bibi tu....
magari tunapaki CCM babu, halafu tunakoishi hakujulikani, full Yahaya

Eti nini??

Kuna mtu kaiba password ya FP??

Babu DC!!

 

[Dark City]

ha haaa, acheni unoko, lol!
kwani akipaki anachukua kiwanja chako?

Uzuri ni kwamba akili ya babu imegoma mapema alfajiri kuwa haya siyo maandishi ya mkubwa mwenzangu FP....Mwenye mapoint ya kufanyia reference na wajukuu wangu wote.....No, it can't be!

Ila utunze vizuri nenosiri ili hawa wajukuu watundu akina snowhite wasipate access!

Babu DC!!

 

[Jospina]

kashaga umeeleweka!!!
Asprin..............with due respect........yani kwa hivi vigharama utamuacha Mayasa kisa ujenge nyumba ya 2 bedrooms!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? A two-bedroom house?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! mmmhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!:A S 27:

asante kwa kuelewa somo!! be blessed

 

[Mentor]

heeee wewe ni bazazi?!? pole sana mdogo wangu!!!

My dear..ulitakiwa utoe neno litakalobatilisha maoni ya hawa mabazazi!!!