Wanaume tutalipwa mengi na Mungu

[Monetary doctor]

Nilijua tu😆😆😆

Mcheki mwamba hapo Chini

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N'yadikwa

😂😂😂

 

[hearly]

Wanawake wana umiza sana hawana hata huruma ase

Now nawachukia

Pole sana kijana Kunywa maji moyo wako uelee

 

[hearly]

Ulianza kuleta ugentleman Kwa sana ktk mahusiano tu you have to know you're doomed

 

[The Librarian]

Utalipwa na Mungu yupi mzee, ukipigwa umepigwa tu na hakuna utakachofanya zaidi ya kulalama tu kama nguruwe pori aliyepigwa mshale, ishi kimasta dunia haitaki wanyonge

Kataa Ndoa. Ni Kikwazo cha Maendeleo. 😂

 

[min -me]

Kataa Ndoa. Ni Kikwazo cha Maendeleo. 😂

Noma bwashe

 

[Atoto]

Walienda hospital? Je kama mayai haya kupevuka vizuri ikawa mbegu zikifika zina shindwa rutubisha yai vzr?

Halafu wa nje akaweza kurutubisha kwa miaka tofauti tofauti eeeh?

 

[Atoto]

Itafahamika Tu jamaa ukirudi na ajue kale katoto Sio kake🤗🤗🤗🤗
Wapishi wa chachandu la kulia Pilau msibani tupo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jamaa atakuwa muelewa tu, yanazungumzika.

 

[Atoto]

Unakuta kamtunzia heshima kwa busara , ila vijana wa siku hizi hawana koromea shindii🚮

Yaani hovyo kabisa. Unatunziwa heshima then unakwenda kufukunyua ya kufukunyua huko🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

 

[Atoto]

No sijawai kuwa na mshangazi ila nawaogpa sana now

Uko na shida wewe, sasa uko na shida na mashangazi tu au wanawake wote?

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

Hiyo ni tatu bila(3-0)

 

[Satan]

Huyo jamaa ameshalipwa kwa kitendo cha kugundua watoto si wake mapema..

Kabla hajafanya chochote
-Anauwezo wa kuzalisha?
-shahawa zake zina afya?

Maana huenda hawezi kuzalisha na mkewe amemfichia aibu.

Tofauti na hapo afanye maamuzi atakayoona yanafaa

 

[Natafuta Ajira]

Ulianza kuleta ugentleman Kwa sana ktk mahusiano tu you have to know you're doomed

Gentleman na real man hizo ni code names za simp. Muulize mwanamke gentleman au real man ni mwanaume wa aina gani uone jinsi atakavyokufafanulia simp

 

[Smart911]

Watoto wote wamefanana na baba na mama mbona...


Cc: Mahondaw

 

[kiss ov love]

Duh! Huyu mwanamke kiboko