Wakenya jifunzeni kusafisha vyoo mnakera

[Miss Natafuta]

Choo zenyewe ni za ku flush ama unabebana na mandoo ofisini ukamwage maji? lol

maji yapo bana si unaflush tu ila ukiflush si unatakiwa ukae uhakikishe pamekuwa pasafi?

 

[Smatta]

maji yapo bana si unaflush tu ila ukiflush si unatakiwa ukae uhakikishe pamekuwa pasafi?

hao majamaa waketishe chini uwape msomo, tabia mbaya. Lakini hii isiwe reason ya kuja hapa na kutukana wakenya, sio fiti.

 

[Mahondaw]

Miss Natafuta kumbe wewe ni mfanyakazi?


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Koh koh koh

Nimekatiza kwa mbaaaaaaaalli na tinted

 

[Miss Natafuta]

hao majamaa waketishe chini uwape msomo, tabia mbaya. Lakini hii isiwe reason ya kuja hapa na kutukana wakenya, sio fiti.

naona aibu.wewe unaweza kumuambia mtu?

 

[mulwanaka]

hao majamaa waketishe chini uwape msomo, tabia mbaya. Lakini hii isiwe reason ya kuja hapa na kutukana wakenya, sio fiti.

kwajumula wakenya walio wengi wana huluka ya uchafu nimesoma nao ila tu lazma uwenauvumilivu.

 

[ndoze]

Hata kazini kwetu wapo wa Kenya ni wachafu kweli mtu hapeleki maji ya kukisafishia anaenda tu na toilet paper basi

 

[Mahondaw]

Miss Natafuta kumbe wewe ni mfanyakazi?


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Ngoja nirudi kidogo... Umeanza lini???

 

[ndoze]

Hao watu ni wachafu sana. Pia usidanganyike, kiingereza pia hawajui - wanaongea cha kawaida tu na kina makosa kibao yani na kiko VERY ACCENTED: Tubaki na Kiswahili Chetu Japo Kiingereza Tunakielewa.

Aise umeongea ukwel, kingereza Chao ni cha kawaida Sana

 

[Mhe McAmacy]

Mitanganyika bana!
Mwanamke katunga tu hadithi/hekaya zake bila hata evidence nyie mmekurupuka, uzi umefika ukurasa wa 13 utadhani jamaa wanazungumzia jambo la maana kumbe ni mavi tu na choo.
Ndo maana hata magazeti ya Tz hamna jambo la maana wanalozungumzia, pia wao ni udaku tu usioaminika.
Hivi kiingereza mnakionea wivu au? Hivi wakenya pekee ndio wanaoweza kuzungumza kiingereza? kiingereza na choo vinahusiana vipi? Ukipita karibu na choo ukizungumza kiingereza, choo kitajiflash au?
Miss Natafuta
This is what we need for your story to considered true.
1.Thermal image of the toilet
2.Video footage showing that indeed those using the toilet were Kenyan.
3.DNA sample from the 'uchafu' to prove that the dirt is actually from a Kenyan.
4. 30 day usage statistics (Should be stamped by TZ Bureau of Statistics) of the toilet.
5. An MRI scan of your brain to prove that indeed you are not suffering from an acute case of Udakulitus Porojosis.
Otherwise hio yoooote umesema ni porojo na umeitunga kimaksudi maanake hata wewe unajua ni mavi tu na choo ndio waTz wenzako wanaweza kujadili kwa kina.

 

[Mahondaw]

Karibu my kove... What's it mahondaw

☝☝☝☝☝

 

[Shida na raha]

Wabongo washenzi kweli, unakuja JF kudiscuss choo? Akili yenu ni kama hizo choo tu!! Huna chochote cha maana?? No wonder your country is poor

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[ndoze]

Don't talk nascence,, .. Kuweni watu wazima ninyi WATZ ,!!! kazi kuongea SHITT tyu kwa social media,, hakuna kitu cha msingi vichwa vyenu vimewahi waza???

Wakenya kingereza chenu cha mashaka kweli eti~~~nascence~~~shitt? Kweli kabisa haya maneno yanatamkwa hivyo?

 

[Sonofsoil]

naona aibu.wewe unaweza kumuambia mtu?

Mimi napita mtaani

 

[Smatta]

naona aibu.wewe unaweza kumuambia mtu?

Kama ina nikera nakwambia tu, haina haja nikuchukie bure kwenye jambo ambalo unaweza rekebisha

 

[Smatta]

kwajumula wakenya walio wengi wana huluka ya uchafu nimesoma nao ila tu lazma uwenauvumilivu.

ntakuwa sawa pia nikisema watanzania walio wengi wamepitia tu shule, hawajasoma na ni wavivu kupindukia.

 

[Smatta]

Mitanganyika bana!
Mwanamke katunga tu hadithi/hekaya zake bila hata evidence nyie mmekurupuka, uzi umefika ukurasa wa 13 utadhani jamaa wanazungumzia jambo la maana kumbe ni mavi tu na choo.
Ndo maana hata magazeti ya Tz hamna jambo la maana wanalozungumzia, pia wao ni udaku tu usioaminika.
Hivi kiingereza mnakionea wivu au? Hivi wakenya pekee ndio wanaoweza kuzungumza kiingereza? kiingereza na choo vinahusiana vipi? Ukipita karibu na choo ukizungumza kiingereza, choo kitajiflash au?
Miss Natafuta
This is what we need for your story to considered true.
1.Thermal image of the toilet
2.Video footage showing that indeed those using the toilet were Kenyan.
3.DNA sample from the 'uchafu' to prove that the dirt is actually from a Kenyan.
4. 30 day usage statistics (Should be stamped by TZ Bureau of Statistics) of the toilet.
5. An MRI scan of your brain to prove that indeed you are not suffering from an acute case of Udakulitus Porojosis.
Otherwise hio yoooote umesema ni porojo na umeitunga kimaksudi maanake hata wewe unajua ni mavi tu na choo ndio waTz wenzako wanaweza kujadili kwa kina.

Finally someone said it, petty fu.ckers this fruits manze, imagine mwere ana discuss shonde kwa foprum inafika page 13, Mungu asaidie hawa mafala.

 

[Geza Ulole]

ntakuwa sawa pia nikisema watanzania walio wengi wamepitia tu shule, hawajasoma na ni wavivu kupindukia.

mjifunze kuchamba...

 

[Cicero]

hapa ofsini kwetu kuna wakenya kadhaa hawa jamaa wakienda chooni hawamwagi maji yaani uchafu kila mahali .tulichoamua choo chetu wabongo tumeweka lock tunatembea na funguo na wao tumewaachia choo chao yaani ni aibu tupu.majirani mna shida .eti ni wasomi wanajua kiingereza ..kiingereza wakati hutawazi?

L.O.L!

 

[Tim Choice]

Finally someone said it, petty fu.ckers this fruits manze, imagine mwere ana discuss shonde kwa foprum inafika page 13, Mungu asaidie hawa mafala.

Hata mimi nimeshangazwa sana!
Wanadiscuss MAVI kurasa karibia 20, haki ya Mungu hawa ni laana tupu Afrika Mashariki, hawa ni mizigo Mungu alituadhibu kwa kutuwekea Afrika Mashariki, ndio maana hamna ushirikiano wa kimaendeleo,kielimu,kiafya,kibiashara,kiteknolojia n.k ukanda huu ,mpango ukiletwa mezani hawauelewi,wanauogopa na hali ya maisha ya wakaaji wa ukanda huu upo duni zaidi ya kanda zingine zote.
Wanaoutusaidia kuuinua Afrika Mashariki ni RWANDA tu pekee!
Wengine hawa ni tope,mzigo na laana tupu.
Natamani hawa bongolala milioni sitini wangalikua wanyarwanda leo hii EA ingalikua mbali na juu zaidi.
Shiiiit!

 

[Edward Wanjala]

Kwani hizi choo za Kibongo wanasema hapa ni aina gani??? Najua mimi choo huflashiwa, na kama hakuna maji, hapo itakuwa shida ya jimbo lenu.

Ya pili, itakuwaje vyoo havina watu wakusafisha? Iwe mnataka nyinyi wenyewe kufanya hiyo kazi, hivi hii nchi ya Tanzania watu ni wa karne gani??