Wait for me, I'm also coming.

[chongchung]

Teacher:- what's wrong?

Musambati :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad,
we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks,
'Musambati r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a
Black eye"

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The following morning Musambati
comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Musambati :- Dad asked me again, Musambati are u sleeping? & I
shut up & kept dead still.Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same
time Mum was breathing like
Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically & squealing
like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r
u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go
anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming.

 

[moto nkali]

duu, kijana alistahili kofi la uso!

 

[Jamaa_Mbishi]

Ahaaaa Musambati, kweli ni kijana shupavu!

 

[Mushale]

hahahaha nimeipenda

 

[SHIEKA]

Teacher:- what's wrong?

Musambati :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad,
we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks,
'Musambati r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a
Black eye"

Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The following morning Musambati
comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?

Musambati :- Dad asked me again, Musambati are u sleeping? & I
shut up & kept dead still.Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same
time Mum was breathing like
Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically & squealing
like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r
u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go
anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming.

categorized as a dirty joke but there is something lovely about it. Perhaps because it involves an innocent little child!

 

[SHIEKA]

Ahaaaa Musambati, kweli ni kijana shupavu!

Hakuna ushupavu wowote hapa. Ni deko tupu kuzoea kuongozana na wazazi wake popote waendapo! Eti am coming too!

 

[Jamaa_Mbishi]

Hakuna ushupavu wowote hapa. Ni deko tupu kuzoea kuongozana na wazazi wake popote waendapo! Eti am coming too!

Jamani ni kiziwanda....sasa asipodeka kwa wazazi wake akadeke kwa nani?

 

[Honey Faith]

Duh musambati weee pole yako

 

[Heaven Sent]

Hahaha am also coming

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[chongchung]

categorized as a dirty joke but there is something lovely about it. Perhaps because it involves an innocent little child!

Guess his Dad asked him ''where do you think you are coming?'' then suddenly blow a heavy slap on his cheek!
Hhaahhaa!!

 

[MankaM]

walimuonea dogo daaaaa

 

[Bushrah]

Ha ha haaaa!mtoto hatari huyo,aliona ataachwa.

 

[Spider]

hahahahaha..musambati,where the hell do u think u want to go!!?

 

[Kilewa Son]

hiv kwann baba na mama waliulizana hvy..

 

[Mr. BK]

Haaa Musambati....

 

[Nukta5]

Hahahahaha ndio maana wazungu huwa hawalali na watoto either kuwatengenezea vitanda vyao or kulala vyumba tofaut

 

[Edwin mkw]

Ha ha ha ha....