Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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[Grahams]

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Tutakupa kazi ya kupresent 😜

 

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[mzabzab]

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Hao wanawakee clever ni 1 in a million

 

[mzabzab]

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Kabisa....always remember a woman has more options than a man unless the man is a billionaire

 

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Kabisa....always remember a woman has more options than a man unless the man is a billionaire

📌🔨

 

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Uombaji wa Tendo la Ndoa:-

WAMASAI: Mama Yeyooo, nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake.
WAHAYA: Mama Koku, infwacti njoo tuperform
WACHAGA: Mama Manka, Fungua Kibubu nitupie shilingi
WAPEMBA: Mama Ali, panua paja gogo laja!
WAZARAMO - (hamna tafsida): Mama Hanzurini, andaa k*#, m*$$ yaja.

 

[KUTATABHETAKULE]

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You mean whoever read this is a monkey. That's a bad joke!

 

[Mpwayungu Village]

𝐌𝐏𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐔 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐄View attachment 2647078View attachment 2647079

Hamjitambui nyie

 

[Mshana Jr]

Technology ndipo ilipofikia...

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Linauzwaje

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[Mshana Jr]

Duh!
She is way too old for that..
Ukifanya uzinduzi tu, anakata moto mazima

Halafu unapewa murder

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[Mshana Jr]

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Lila na fila.....

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[KUTATABHETAKULE]

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I do not know how they do it. I've a friend of mine who does the same. He sleeps during the meeting but if you look at him you'll note that he is writing in his note book. If you look carefully you'll see that what he writes is gibberish just like what P is doing here!

 

[MtanzaniaMakini]

😀

 

[Mshana Jr]

The vehicle[emoji592]here is for Mr. Frackson Banda. He was out with his wife shopping[emoji2920] in Kamwala. He opted to remain in the car as the wife went round to do her shopping. As he waited, he saw a very beautiful woman across the street. The urge to get her number[emoji336] for later use couldn't hold, he quickly got out of the vehicle and chased after the beautiful lady. As he was negotiating for her number, the driver of the truck[emoji597] that was driving by lost control and crashed onto Frackson's car. MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't ignore beautiful women, chasing after them may save your life[emoji3545][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[Nzona]

Pale upo ugenini harafu umekaribishwa chakula ule, vile kama hutaki🤣😂😂😂🤦

 

[KUTATABHETAKULE]

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... And so do I..

 

[KUTATABHETAKULE]

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Nionavyo mimi huyo ndo kainogesha kabisa. Utadhani makalio!