Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Midekoo]

 

[TimeOut]

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I paid[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[antimatter]

I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.
Robert Mugabe

 

[TimeOut]

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Simillar but different

 

[antimatter]

Even Satan wasn’t gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same sex marriage..
Robert Mugabe

 

[TimeOut]

[emoji16]HAPANA MKUU

Dah! Ile pic imesababisha nikague upya phone book na mzigo wa karibu upo kimara mimi nipo chalinze[emoji22] nimenusurika

 

[antimatter]

If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy..
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

“Girls, learn to take care of yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as testimony in church.”
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

“No matter how hard men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.”
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

“We are living in a generation where people ‘in love’ are free to touch each other’s private parts, but are not allowed to touch each other’s phones because they are private.”
Robert Mugabe

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Dah kwenye gearbox

 

[antimatter]

“Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for an hour in action.”😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[Mshana Jr]

Dah! Ile pic imesababisha nikague upya phone book na mzigo wa karibu upo kimara mimi nipo chalinze[emoji22] nimenusurika

Hahahah nikupe connection ya Chalinze?[emoji23]

 

[antimatter]

“Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

If You’re in love with more than one person, then what’s inside you is no longer a heart, it’s a memory card..
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

Dear Ladies! Don’t advertise your man if he is not advertising you. If he is acting single, Sweetheart act like a widow, life is too short to be fooled..
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

No girl will choose six packs over six cars. So stop going to the gym and go to work!
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

If all women in the world decide to pause sex until the cure for AIDS is found, men would definitely find the cure within 30 days..😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

Dating many girls is just a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main girl. But ladies will not understand this strategy.
Robert Mugabe