Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

What?

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

What? [emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
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Kmmke, hawa wazee wa [emoji304] naona wanaiteka dunia kwa kasi ya Kimondo

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

[emoji15]
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Woii [emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]
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Alafu kuna ng'ombe zinataka kushindana na hiyo sehemu[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

Ila wazungu kmmk [emoji706][emoji706][emoji706]
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Jamaa si watu kabisa.

 

[mzabzab]

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Jamani mambo ya mama wa kambo haya

 

[mzabzab]

mzabzab. Nini kinaendelea hapa? [emoji15]
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Aisee safi kweli hii...hapo unachezea vuzi tuu

 

[antimatter]

Woii [emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]
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No wonder waweza chukuliwa kuwa na kiba100 kimakosa

 

[Philipo D. Ruzige]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hii naiweka akiba kwa simu yangu.

Kuna huyu [emoji116] nae nimemuhifadhi

 

[winston20]

[emoji23]

 

[winston20]

[emoji23]

 

[TimeOut]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Na kichwa uzito wake ni 5% ya uzito wa mwili wako wote

 

[antimatter]

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberry phones, rub one ball and everything moves.

 

[TimeOut]

What? [emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
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Shemale

 

[antimatter]

It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled it than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill..
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

Every time you visit your boyfriend, his phone is always on airplane mode. My sister are you dating a pilot?
Robert Mugabe

 

[TimeOut]

Hela za mafao zina mashetani [emoji16]
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Hivi kweli unapata mafao yako unaenda kula na amber ruti kweli!?

 

[antimatter]

Some girls will be like “I want a man who can protect me”, but they have rejected over 10 security guards. My sister who do you really want? A padlock seller?

 

[TimeOut]

Anakulaje?

Akienda msalani inakuwaje?
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Huyu alikua anatumia magunzi ya mahindi

 

[antimatter]

Your parents are still alive and together but when you are being asked “who is your favorite couple?” your answer is always “Beyoncé and Jay Z”,.. Actually, all you need is a high five on your face.