Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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“Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had s*x.” Robert Mugabe

 

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Daah..
Majaribu mengine ni shiiida 😁

 

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“Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.”😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kimbenju

Hahahah

 

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“Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining because you are not an umbrella.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“Don’t fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.” Robert Mugabe

 

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Kikulacho.....
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Ni chawa

 

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“The only white man you can trust is a dead one.” Robert Mugabe

 

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At that age..

 

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“If your man is cheating on you don't argue with him my sister because you will not win. Save yourself from High blood pressure, just change all the names of the girls on his phone, do not delete the numbers. Mix them, replace Natasha with Lisa, Nikki with Grace so on and on, wait the moment he's gonna call or sms them one by one. Make yourself a cup of coffee and relax, you'll thank me later.” 😁
Robert Mugabe

 

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“The only white man you can trust is a dead one.” Robert Mugabe

Sure thing

 

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“Nobody walks faster than a man accompanying an ugly girl in the morning after a one-night stand.”
Robert Mugabe

 

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“Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.” Robert Mugabe

 

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“When your girlfriend meets a Rich man you say she's a gold digger, but when your sister meets a Rich man you say she's blessed, my brother the thunder that will strike you is coming from India.”😁
Robert Mugabe

 

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“Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!”
Robert Mugabe