Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[antimatter]

“A woman that loves you will stick with you no matter how much a player you are. And that “woman” is your mother.”
Robert Mugabe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[antimatter]

“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell her the guy is dead. Tell her you’re actually calling from the accident scene, then switch off that phone. You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.”
Robert Mugabe

 

[TimeOut]

Kikulacho.....[emoji24]
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Binadamu ni kiumbe hatari kabisa kuwahi kuishi kwenye uso wa dunia! Muogope sana binadamu akikudhamiria hakuachi[emoji3442]

 

[TimeOut]

mzabzab. Nini kinaendelea hapa? [emoji15]
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[TimeOut]

“If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.” Robert Mugabe

Angefaa sana

 

[antimatter]

The only warning the African takes seriously is low battery.
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

If you like school girls, buy a uniform for your wife to wear for you.
Robert Mugabe

 

[antimatter]

Racism will never end as long as white cars are using black tyres; if people still use Black to symbolize bad luck and White for peace, if people still wear white clothes at weddings and black clothes at funerals; as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted and not white-listed. But I don’t care as long as I am using the white toilet paper to wipe my ass.
Robert Mugabe

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[TimeOut]

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Ulienda kanisani leo mkuu

 

[antimatter]

You smoke weed and you take some coke. Few minutes after, you hear ‘chooboi chooboi’ in your head. It’s a set up. The moment you answer, ‘Yei’, you are mad.😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[antimatter]

The only public place ladies can be genuinely romantic is around the ATM machine.. 😁
Robert Mugabe

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Ulienda kanisani leo mkuu

[emoji16]HAPANA MKUU