Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mshana Jr]

Regrettably, the only things you can
get these days without connection are Pregnancy and STD's[emoji849]

Cha kusikitisha, mambo pekee unaweza
kupata siku hizi bila connection ni Mimba na magonjwa ya zinaa[emoji1787]

 

[Mshana Jr]

"The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence." (Senegalese proverb).

Siku ambayo mbu atatua kwenye korodani yako ndiyo utajua kuna njia bora ya kutatua masuala bila kutumia vurugu.” (Methali ya Senegali).

 

[Mshana Jr]

"The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem." (Ghanaian proverb)

Mwanamume anayeoa mwanamke mzuri na mkulima anayelima mahindi kando ya barabara wana shida sawa." (Methali ya Ghana)

 

[Mshana Jr]

"The anger of a pénis doesn't destroy the vagina." (Zimbabwean proverb)

Hasira ya uume haiharibu uke." (Methali ya Zimbabwe)

 

[Mshana Jr]

" A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles." (Ghanaian proverb)

Mtoto anaweza kucheza na matiti ya mama yake lakini si kwa korodani za baba." (Methali ya Ghana)

 

[Mshana Jr]

Please, ladies should stop wearing mini skirts at funerals..
We can't be mourning and be hórny at the same time [emoji16]

Tafadhali, wanawake waache kuvaa sketi ndogo kwenye mazishi..
Hatuwezi kuomboleza na kulia kwa wakati mmoja [emoji16]

 

[McRiyckeel]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Stupidity is when you have a Land Rover and a Land Cruiser and you still have a landlord [emoji849]

Ujinga ni pale unapokuwa na Land Rover na Land Cruiser na bado una landlord [emoji849]

 

[McRiyckeel]

Tafadhali, wanawake waache kuvaa sketi ndogo kwenye mazishi..
Hatuwezi kuomboleza na kulia kwa wakati mmoja [emoji16]

Kuwa na nyeee nye nyeee nyeee**

 

[antimatter]

Tafadhali, wanawake waache kuvaa sketi ndogo kwenye mazishi..
Hatuwezi kuomboleza na kulia kwa wakati mmoja [emoji16]

...kuomboleza na kuwa na nyeg* kwa wakati mmoja!

 

[McRiyckeel]

 

[Mshana Jr]

...kuomboleza na kuwa na nyeg* kwa wakati mmoja!

Hahahah[emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Just a Normal Bike Math: 0.5 х 2 = 1 Wheel

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

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[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Hilo gari wanandoa lazima watakuwa Wahaya [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]