Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Smart911]

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[antimatter]

A girl's story during a family dinner...
Girl: Mummy, as I was coming back from the school, I saw daddy.
Mum: You saw daddy doing what?
Dad: Shut up.. Don't talk with food in your mouth!
Mom: Talk, my dear, I'm listening
Girl: I saw daddy taking a lady into the bush, and they started doing.
Dad: I said don't talk with food in your mouth!
Girl: 😳
Mum: Let her talk dear. Baby I'm listening..
Girl: They started doing what you used to do with the gateman when daddy is not around..
Mum: Come on, idiot., Shut up! Don't talk with food in your mouth!

 

[Mshana Jr]

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SDY

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mbona kama babu yake

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Mbona kama babu yake

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hii naisubiri bro Mshana Jr unitag tafadhali

Hahahah

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Tonge au mjani?

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Achana kabisa na hii modeli

 

[antimatter]

I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes..
I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have sex with them. They insisted he can never say that. So I shouted; "Sir, both of them?" He said yes..
That is when I had my quick revenge!

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Achana kabisa na hii modeli U(curved thigh)

 

[antimatter]

Give smokers 100% respect, it's not easy to decide that you want your lungs to act as smoke chimneys!

 

[Mshana Jr]

SDY

 

[antimatter]

A man is happy when you call him a LION, but when you call him an ANIMAL he gets angry. Please, is a LION not an ANIMAL?!

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[antimatter]

Stop taking pictures in people's cars and at people's gates.. Your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life😁

 

[antimatter]

Difficult to understand these business models..
• Cigarette companies kill their best customers.
and
• Condom companies restrict their future customers!!

 

[antimatter]

Dating a jealous Girl Is stressful..
She will be like, "I saw a Lady looking at u..
Why did you allow her to see u?

 

[Mshana Jr]