Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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I bought a Power Bank for Shs 5,000/-
...And I was very happy It was cheap until my Phone started charging the Power Bank🙄

 

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Son: Mum why did aunty Sarah name her daughter Diamond?
Mum: you know some people name their children after what they like most.
Son: So, what is the meaning of my name?
Mum: Dick, please leave me alone😁

 

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Duuuuh

 

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Binti: babaa, saivi saa 4, naenda kwa rafiki yangu tukasome afu aniazime vitabu vyake, ntarudi jioni..
Baba: aah wapi, thubutu.. sidanganyiki. Tena Ukae utulie tuliii.. Mamaako alikuwa anamdanganya babaake hivyo hivyo alivyokuwa anakuja kwangu, na ndiyo sababu wewe ulipatikana mapema sana🙄

 

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Binti: babaa, saivi saa 4, naenda kwa rafiki yangu tukasome afu aniazime vitabu vyake, ntarudi jioni..
Baba: aah wapi, thubutu.. sidanganyiki. Mamaako alikuwa anamdanganya babaake hivyo hivyo alivyokuwa anakuja kwangu[emoji849]

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Duh..

 

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[myoyambendi]

KKOO zimebakia iPhone tuView attachment 2469468

🤣🤣

 

[myoyambendi]

Binti: babaa, saivi saa 4, naenda kwa rafiki yangu tukasome afu aniazime vitabu vyake, ntarudi jioni..
Baba: aah wapi, thubutu.. sidanganyiki. Mamaako alikuwa anamdanganya babaake hivyo hivyo alivyokuwa anakuja kwangu🙄

Aisee 🤣

 

[antimatter]

1. Mchape mtoto
2. Mbembeleze, mpe pipi na biskuti.
3. Muulize, Nani kakuchapa?
Atasonta vidole Kwa mtu mwingine!
Hivyo ndo rushwa na ufisadi vinapandwa na kukuzwa tangu mapema!

 

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A man returns a book to the library,
banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian looks up and responds,
“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"

 

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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave and draw their own.
God gave them nails, they cut it off and fix their own,
God gave them hair, they cut it off and fix their own,
HE gave them breast, they repackage it to what they want,
God still gave them buttocks ,they rearrange it differently.. then who are U to please them ? . My brother don't kill yourself😁

 

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Little Davy was looking at his mothers voter's card and saw a portion written "SEX" "F"... he started laughing uncontrollably until his mother asked him what was it he was laughing at..
He pointed at the " F" and said "wow mom you are so bad at sex you even got an " F" 🤔 No wonder dad is always with the maid"
One word to this kid please ?!

 

[Kelsea]

Kwani na nyie mnavyopenda chura mnataka flat screens nan awapende? Kila mtu anachagua anachovutiwa nacho

😛 Ubaguzi huu mnataka apendwe na Nani Sasa.

 

[Living Pablo]

Wengine zilitolewa bure vichakani huko huyu yeye anataka kulipwa $1 milioni [emoji15][emoji15]
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[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]hatua waliyofikia developed countries ni balaa

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Rekodi ni mara 56 kwa hiyo bado sana. Endelea kupambana [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]