Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unaendeshaje tawi feki la benki?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama unawafahamu hawa jamaa mbinguni huendi ng'o!

Kamanda upo?

 

[T 1990 ELY]

Mhola nkoyi. Gīnehūkwene? Mulīmhola?

Wajinga sana hao jamaa. Yaani wanasubiri kwanza mpaka wafike kwenye vitengo nyeti ndiyo wanaanza mashambulizi. Niliwahi kumshuhudia mama mmoja pale Somanda akitoa nguo zote aisee bila kujali. Tena ukute yale makubwa yenye mdomo utafikiri mkasi mweh!

Shakono mhola/chiza/shabuza sana bhageshi

Mbaya zaidi ukutwe umefuga vuzi kunako kitengo nyeti

Huwa wanaingia ndani ndani humo kumpata inakuwaga kazi kweli kweli

 

[Mshana Jr]

Mbona ikipigwa kofi inafanya kazi?

Invented in Africa

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[antimatter]

Mitandaoni humu 95% porojo. 4% ukweli nusu. 1% ndo ukweli halisi...

Ni kweli niko 76...na mayutongs ni fantasy za ujanani huko miaka ya 60 na 70 wakati damu ingali ikichemka!

Siku ukipita Rocky City tutafutane bageshi
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Dah..
Ngoja tusiandikie mate wakati wino upo.
Ntakucheki someday insha'Allah, maana huko Kanda Maalum napita mara nyingi😁

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[antimatter]

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Hahaha..
Huyo dogo hajielewi mbona!

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Kelsea]

Unataka kusema Nini Sasa mwanamama ?
TDH 1st Class.

Tunaowasemea sisi sio hao bwana.

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[Mshana Jr]

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By experience?

 

[Mshana Jr]

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Huo ni mkono?

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[antimatter]

Unaendeshaje tawi feki la benki?
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Hahaha...
Ili kukusanya deposits za wateja!

 

[Tareek Azeez]

Tunaowasemea sisi sio hao bwana.

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😛 Ubaguzi huu mnataka apendwe na Nani Sasa.

 

[antimatter]

I will name my Daughter
"Not Interested"
So when a Bad Guy says..
Hi Babe, I am Dennis
She will simply be like
Hi Dennis, I am Not Interested😁