Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Wajukuu zake?

 

[Smart911]

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Depal njoo nikukague kama kweli una heaven...

 

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Unatwanga tu maji Kwenye kinu

 

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Jamaa ana akili mgando sijapata ona......sijui akiachwa itakuaje

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Afu bila figo shoo zenyewe zitakuwa za kusuasua tu!

 

[mzabzab]

Jamani kituko kingine hiki hapa

mzabzab anatafuta mwanamke wa kumzalia mtoto

Kumbe ni lijizee lililokosa muelekeo

Kituko kingine ni hiki hapa.

mawardat mwenye tako skonsi anategemea kuolewa wakati akijua fika kuwa wanaume hatuoi wanawake wenye tako bali tunachakata mbususu tuu

 

[Mawardat]

Kituko kingine ni hiki hapa.

mawardat mwenye tako skonsi anategemea kuolewa wakati akijua fika kuwa wanaume hatuoi wanawake wenye tako bali tunachakata mbususu tuu

Muone

 

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A relief from heat

 

[Kadhi Mkuu 1]

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Aisee, naona vidole ni mbagala rangi Tatu!

 

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Duuh 🙄 Sinema ya mbuzi kagoma live!

 

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[antimatter]

Wife: What are you doing?
Hubby: I'm killing Mosquitoes
Wife: How many have you killed so far?
Hubby: 5 in total, 2 Males and 3 females
Wife: Whaaat? How do you know their Genders?
Hubby: 2 near the Beer and 3 near the Mirror😁

 

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I always enjoyed sleeping naked..
Until the day a rat nearly circumcised me for a third time.
Trust me, i will never sleep naked again.

 

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A woman hears someone knocking at the door..
She opens to see and a man asks:-
"Do you have a Vagina??"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man.
He asks the same question, the woman slams the door again..

Her husband gets back home after work.
The lady tells him what happened for the last 2 days.
Husband says to her, "Honey, I'm taking a day off tomorrow to be home just in case this bastard shows up again."

The next morning, they hear a knock at the door and the husband says:-
"I am going to hide behind the door and listen.. if it is the same guy, I want you to answer "Yes" to see where he is going with this, I want to beat the hell out of him!

The man asks the same Question,
"Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes!" Replies the woman.

The man replies:-
"Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife alone and start using yours, please?!

 

[antimatter]

I have changed my car hooter.. It sounds like gunshots instead of that "beep - beep" sound.
Trust me, it's amazing, people disperse faster on the road whenever i hoot now😁

 

[carbamazepine]

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[Taavid]

Ally popote ulipo safi sana,umejua kutuwakilishaView attachment 2387595

Ali anafukua kila kona

 

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Inasikitisha sana View attachment 2387699View attachment 2387700

Jamaa anaonekana na ngozi mwororo kuliko hata mamsapu wangu

 

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