Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mawardat]

 

[mzabzab]

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[Taavid]

Umesahau kuweka tigo

Kichwa cha mbongo kina mambo mengi sana hatuwez andika yote hapo, nahisi hiyo tigo imekuwa included na umalaya

 

[Jack Daniel]

Wife: What are you doing?
Hubby: I'm killing Mosquitoes
Wife: How many have you killed so far?
Hubby: 5 in total, 2 Males and 3 females
Wife: Whaaat? How do you know their Genders?
Hubby: 2 near the Beer and 3 near the Mirror

 

[antimatter]

A daladala driver is being interrogated after an accident..
POLICEMAN: So Mr, how did you kill 19 people?
DRIVER: I Was driving at 80km/h when I saw 2 men crossing the road.
On the other side, a wedding ceremony was ongoing. I Hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice, either to hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party..
POLICEMAN: Hit the 2 men ofcourse!
DRIVER: Exactly! We think alike, but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, So I went after him

 

[antimatter]

A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow...
The wife asked the farm manager:-
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "26 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband and says..." You see!"
Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 26 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager: " No, No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks at his wife and says .... "You see?!!!"

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Mawardat]

 

[Faka25]

kitu gani ?

Hizo picha zenye ujumbe

 

[mzabzab]

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Mke wa mtu ni asali ya nyuki wadogo

 

[mzabzab]

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Nimetoka kupigwa mzinga wa wine ya wikend hapa....nimesha tuma sasa ndio naenda kupiga nyeto😭😭😭😭

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Malchiah]

Wanawake hawahawaa,au tusubiri wengine?!

 

[Malchiah]

🤔

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]