Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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When you see a couple outside staring at the moon in the night, there's nothing romantic about that. Its either they have no power or they are waiting for the harsh smell of a Mosquito killer sprayed inside to die out !!!

 

[Taavid]

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Conversation Between Lovers!!

"Robert was sitting in a daladala when he received a Text message from his girl friend asking:-
"Sex Tonight?"
He quickly typed:"Yes!"

Then a Thief sticks his hand into the daladala and snatches the phone from Robert..
Robert gets out of the daladala and runs after the thief shouting:
Press "Send" for me Please!😁

 

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At primary school I was taught that a pussy is a cat, bitch is a female dog, sex is a gender, period is a length of time for a given subject, and race was an athlete game...

Now, I passed through high school and went to college and got confused because all these things mean something else🤔

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

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🤣🤣

 

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🤣😁

 

[Kinengunengu]

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Hahaaaa, umenipatia mimi.

 

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