Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Baharia kagonganisha michepuko


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“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder

 

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“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.” —Leslie Nielsen

 

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“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” —Judith Martin

 

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Hizo ni size zinazotakiwa, au?!

 

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Kama wezi wa SUMU sawa..
(Sumu = mke wa mtu)

 

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“It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.” —Malcolm Forbes

 

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“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” —Mike Bechtle

 

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“Always keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.” —Dearborn Independent

 

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Hizo ni size zinazotakiwa, au?!

Hiyo ndio saizi mkuu

 

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Mabinti ni kama maembe, wakati wewe unasubiri yakomae, wengine wanayatafuna hivyo hivyo kwa chumvi😁

 

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The reason why other guys treat you better than your boyfriend. . Is because they haven't slept with you yet. Don't be fooled my sister😁

 

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Dear future wife Your boobs should point at me, not the floor...😁

 

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If you are sad don't listen to Celine Dion songs, that granny can make things worse..😁

 

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Witchcraft is when u are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher appoints you to go and rub the chalkboard..😊

 

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Nobody Lowers their voice than a Guy who's asking for a Girl's phone number In a daladala 😊