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"If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” —Aldo Cammarota

 

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“Never criticize your spouse’s faults; if it weren’t for them, your mate might have found someone better than you.” —Jay Trachman

 

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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” —Jim Carrey

 

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"A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry

 

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“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon

 

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"When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck

 

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"Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.” —George Burns

 

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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” —Rita Mae Brown

 

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“The Scriptures tell us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” —G.K. Chesterton

 

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“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” —George Carlin

 

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“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”—Oscar Wilde

 

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“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson