Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[mzabzab]

Wakenya..​

Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge

Ah ruaka joyland 50bob mzeya to odeon. Hatari pale two rivers ndio maskani ya kuokotea totoz

 

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Break up can really damage your Health..
I Remember The Time I Got Dumped via WhatsApp While I was on My way to pick My Nephew at Pre-school...
I finally came Home with a Wrong Child...🙄

 

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AT Home U Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Ur Small Radio...
But U Can Sleep In Church With 8 Speakers Blasting In Ur Ear...It Is Called Demonic Soft Work 😊

 

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A young girl came back from her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired... When her friends asked her what had happened, she replied : "....when this 70 year old bastard told me he had saved a lot from the past 50 years, I thought It was MONEY”😁

 

[antimatter]

That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!
Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job

 

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Haaaaa ndo zangu hizo, sinaga kuremba. Au naanza na tusi kwanza

Wa chugga nani asiewajua

 

[Youngblood]

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