Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[mzabzab]

Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you..🙄
Than you !!!

Ukweli mtupuuu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Penzi la kuku​

Penzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao..
Penzi la binadamu dakika nyingiiii hadi saa nzima Lakini mtoto 1 au 2.
Sasa, binadamu na kuku nani JEMBE?!!!
Ukiona jogoo popote wee piga saluti tuu

Shida ya kuku ni moja tuu.. Shimo ni moja lakini
Ndio la mapenzi
Ndio la ngono
Ndio la uzazi
Ndio la haja kubwa
Ndio la haja ndogo...

Ukimuona mtetea mpe salute kubwa sana

 

[Mawardat]

Mambo 10 ambayo huwezi kufanya:​

1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu nywele zako,

3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;
4. Saivi Unajaribu kufanya namba 3
6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama umbwa
7. Unatabasamu !
8. Umeruka namba 5;
9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.
10. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umebambwa!

nimejaribu kupumua

 

[Mawardat]

Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya huko kaachwa

Aisee

 

[Mawardat]

Kwani kujisalimisha!

 

[Mawardat]

Silaha pesa bastola mzigo

@mzabzab anapuyanga na gobole

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Noma sana

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

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[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Tumetoka mbali

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Usimguse rais wetu!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Taavid unawafahamu hawa?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A pack of wolves....Hatari sana!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you don't have that skinny friend who eats more than an elephant your need to expand your circle 😂😂

 

[Taavid]

Taavid unawafahamu hawa?
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Huyo mama tu jamani dooh, ntafika mbinguni nipo hoi

 

[YoungPastor]

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Duh