Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[mzabzab]

Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you..🙄
Than you !!!

Ukweli mtupuuu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Penzi la kuku​

Penzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao..
Penzi la binadamu dakika nyingiiii hadi saa nzima Lakini mtoto 1 au 2.
Sasa, binadamu na kuku nani JEMBE?!!!
Ukiona jogoo popote wee piga saluti tuu[emoji16]

Shida ya kuku ni moja tuu.. Shimo ni moja lakini
Ndio la mapenzi
Ndio la ngono
Ndio la uzazi
Ndio la haja kubwa
Ndio la haja ndogo...[emoji23]

Ukimuona mtetea mpe salute kubwa sana [emoji173]

 

[Mawardat]

Mambo 10 ambayo huwezi kufanya:​

1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu nywele zako,

3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;
4. Saivi Unajaribu kufanya namba 3
6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama umbwa[emoji16]
7. Unatabasamu !
8. Umeruka namba 5;
9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.
10. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umebambwa!

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]nimejaribu kupumua

 

[Mawardat]

Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya huko kaachwa[emoji4]

Aisee

 

[Mawardat]

Kwani kujisalimisha! [emoji23][emoji23]

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[Mawardat]

Silaha pesa bastola mzigo [emoji16]

@mzabzab anapuyanga na gobole[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Noma sana

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

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[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Tumetoka mbali

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Usimguse rais wetu!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Taavid unawafahamu hawa? [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A pack of wolves....Hatari sana!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you don't have that skinny friend who eats more than an elephant your need to expand your circle 😂😂

 

[Taavid]

Taavid unawafahamu hawa? [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]
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Huyo mama tu jamani dooh, ntafika mbinguni nipo hoi[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[YoungPastor]

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Duh