Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Dooh!
Akifeli anamilikishwa mkuyenge ahangaike nao😁

 

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Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Ooh my God!!" since you have not prayed for a long while.

 

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I hate Dogs especially the ones that Bark when Someone wants to See Someone in Someones house.. legends will understand😊

 

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Church is the best place to go after break up.. You will be crying in the Crowd and people will be thinking you are praying

 

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I remember back then in a school debate when i supported "education is better than money"
Money, please forgive me.. i was a child !!!

 

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No matter how relaxed you're in a relationship, never visit your bae Unexpected.. my friend was introduced as a Tailor today🙄

 

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Why do guys ever cheat🙄 How do they even feel when doing that🙄
Well, as for me, I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends.. NEVER !

 

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Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you..🙄

 

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There is Nothing more stressful than breaking up with a Short girl.. Any time you see kids, you Remember her 🙄

 

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NEVER, i repeat NEVER urinate in your Dream 😁

 

[Swahili AI]

 

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Having Rats and Cockroaches in the house is a sign that you have Food.. These creatures are like girls, they hate poverty😁

 

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Contact me if you need someone who will be throwing stones at the roof of your ex every night..😁
Fee is negotiable and affordable!

 

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NEVER will i die of hunger when my neighbor's Chickens are still Alive.

 

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Playing with Children is very hard.. aagh..
Imagine this one is angry with me because i refused to Eat sand🙄

 

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If you are wearing leggings as a Lady.. Kindly wear a top that goes down a bit.. Please be kind and help men to run this heavenly Race in peace!

 

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How can one Egg be 900 shillings in this country, Did the chicken lay the Egg through Operation?!!!

 

[Taavid]

Dooh!
Akifeli anamilikishwa mkuyenge ahangaike nao

Ukiona hivyo ndio ulimfanya afeli wakaona wampe tu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Paka hakai kwa msela

Atakula nini sasa

 

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