Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Miguel Alvarez]

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Duuh jamaa katoboa kimasihara tuu🤔

 

[Estugo]

Kwa kweli mungu anipe uvumilivu nisije enda kwa mngaga nikamloge huyu mwanamke aliesepa na laki tatu zangu

jamani mzab laki tatu,


Mganga nipo hapa

 

[Estugo]

Nasubiri kibali cha mdogo wangu mawardat tu mkuu

Kibali kimeshatolewa

Kwa hisani ya shabiki namba moja


Mwaga vocha Mr vocha

 

[Themann]

 

[mzabzab]

jamani mzab laki tatu,


Mganga nipo hapa

Acha tuu yaani hapa nina machungu acha kabisa.

 

[antimatter]

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Dah!
A substantial windfall

 

[Themann]

Si dharau hizi

 

[antimatter]

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Hahaha..

 

[antimatter]

Konda​

Mmama: Bwana weee, ondoa gari, joto sana!
Konda: Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge 🙄

 

[antimatter]

Sister duu

Sister duu: Konda, unanibana bhana..!
Konda: Mbona nguo ulizovaa hazisemi? Kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni la peke yako!

 

[antimatter]

Sharobaro​

Sharobaro: Kuna siti? Kama hakuna kiti sipandi!
Konda: Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako?!!

 

[Estugo]

Acha tuu yaani hapa nina machungu acha kabisa.

Pole sana,

Papuchi alikupa

 

[Estugo]

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[mzabzab]

Pole sana,

Papuchi alikupa

Niipate wapi bwana wewe ndio kinachoniuma ujue

 

[Estugo]

Niipate wapi bwana wewe ndio kinachoniuma ujue

mzab

Ilikuaje ulitanguliza noti nawe,. Umeniangusha

 

[mzabzab]

mzab

Ilikuaje ulitanguliza noti nawe,. Umeniangusha

Aliwahi kukopa elf hamsini na alitudisha on time na pia mambo mengine yupo mstaraab ila hili ndio naona kageuka

 

[Estugo]

Aliwahi kukopa elf hamsini na alitudisha on time na pia mambo mengine yupo mstaraab ila hili ndio naona kageuka

Duuuuh pole sana mzeya

 

[Estugo]

Mjep njoo umwage vocha

 

[Dormant Account]

Kuna mtu anaumwa