Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pole Cha kudeka, hukulilia na nyonyo?

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Nilikuwa nshaacha kunyonya wewe. Zee zima niko sijui darasa la 3 huko. Ushindwe!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours ... "

He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.

"What's wrong ?" Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: "You gave me the wrong key"

What????

Can you imagine !

He didn't even wait for the said 4days before trying the keys.

Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune!

Just an Advice.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Nilikuwa nshaacha kunyonya wewe. Zee zima niko sijui darasa la 3 huko. Ushindwe!

Aah maana wewe umenyonya hadi chuoni🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna style ambazo zinapunguza kupumuliana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aah maana wewe umenyonya hadi chuoni

Mtumishi unachokitafuta utakipata

Mi niliacha kunyonya nikiwa na mwaka mmoja na nusu kama junia

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mtumishi unachokitafuta utakipata

Mi niliacha kunyonya nikiwa na mqaka mmoja na nusu kama junia

Kwenda zako🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwenda zako

Mwaka mmoja na nusu hapa nshaacha kunyonya...

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mwaka mmoja na nusu hapa nshaacha kunyonya...
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😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣. Mshindi wewe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

. Mshindi wewe

Umeniona lakini hapo juu? Nilikuwa nafanana na junia kwa mbalii

 

[Heaven Sent]

Umeniona lakini hapo juu? Nilikuwa nafanana na junia kwa mbalii

Eeh mnavyojua kutia huruma sasa

 

[Anolway]

 

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Hii ni real mkuu?

 

[Kasie]

Kawivu!?

Ni liwivuuuu

Aahahahahahaaa Simbaaaa....😅😅😅

Halafu mmefanana....😋😋😋😋😋

 

[Kasie]

Nope! Got more important stuff to do!

Really....!!!! 🙄🙄😳😳😳😅😅😅

Can't figure out the questions..... but it starts or ends or in between there's a word Yutong....🤔🤔

Like ..... ooh can't compose one....

You gat my questions right....😀!!?

Msukuma huyuhuyu....

Ila roho ikisuuzika unatoa ng'ombe wa babu....😀😀

Umenifanya nikumbuke video ya babu wa Kisukuma na Selina...😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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