Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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kumbe nilishaajiriwa na selekale na hamniambii. Tupo 60m. Ukitoa labda milioni 10 waliokuwa na ajira rasmi kabla ya samia tunbaki 50m. Toa watoto, wazee na wastaafu kwa kukadiria ni kama 20m. Wanatolewa wale waliojiajiri katika sekta binafasi (5m) tumebaki watz 25milion. Inamaana mpaka sasa kuna pengo la watu milioni kumi katika ajira. Mbna sijaitwa hata interview?
 
A motivational speaker said: "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife".
Audience were in shock and silence. He added: "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this at home. After dinner, he said to his wife: the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife....
After a moment he tried to recall the second line......
By the time he regained his senses, he was in a hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife...lol.
Don't try this at home

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