Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[The Worst]

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dogo amekereka!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Yote ni ubatili
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Hiki Sio kituko bwana

 

[Atoto]

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Na wamekula kweli kwani uongo!!

 

[Atoto]

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Unampendesha sio

 

[Atoto]

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First year ana taabu huyo!! Mbona mshana!!

 

[Living Pablo]

Ni Library, art gallery au museum?

Nahisi museum

 

[Atoto]

 

[wulasi]

 

[Mgirik]

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[Mgirik]

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Aisee nmechoka kwakweli.
Hii nchi imeshindikana

 

[Mgirik]

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Dah!

 

[babyfancy]

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Ni mwendo wa kuforce tu

 

[Mgirik]

KIBANGA AMPIGA MKOLONI.
Wahenga mnaikumbuka hii..? Uliisoma mwakagani hii...? Tujuane
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Duh!aiseee!

 

[Qwy]

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[Mgirik]

#HADITHI
MWEKANADHIRI NA SHETANI.
Hapokale paliondokea mtu namkewe waliokua na ng'ombe jike ambae walimpenda sana. Wakamtafutia #FAHARI mzuri ili baadae ng'ombe wao awe #MBUGUMA. Basi mke akamwambia mumewe, ng'ombe wetu mara yakwanza akizaa ndama jike nitafanya #KARAMU niwakaribishe mabibi wote wamtaa huu, mume nae akamwambia mkewe ng'ombe wetu mara yakwanza akizaa ndama dume nitatoa pesa kumpa #SHETANI. Basi baada ya mwaka mmoja ng'ombe wao akazaa ndama dume, mke akamwambia mumewe unakumbuka ahadi ukiotoa..? Mume akajibu naikumbuka, mke akamwambia basi ahadi ile #NINADHIRI yapaswa uitimize usipo itimiza ng'ombe wetu wote watapatwa na miosi.

Mume akamwambia mkewe sasa shetani mwenyewe nitamuona wapi..? Katika kijiji kile kulikuwepo na mzee mmoja aliefanya makao yake nje kidogo ya mji, akiitwa #MTABIRI_WA_MALIMWENGU. mke akamwambia mumewe, mwendee mtabiri wa malimwengu huenda atakushauri namna ya kuitoa nadhiri hii.
Mume akakubali, siku iliofuata alifunga safari kummwendea mtabiri wamalimwengu.

Wahenga wenzangu mnaikumbuka hii..? Je niendelee kuwasimulia au inatosha..?
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Hiki kitabu nmewahi kukisoma japo sikisoma kwa darasani.

Hapo kwa mtabiri walitumia neno MBASHIRI WA MALIMWENGU.

Mweka nadhiri: shetani eeee!
Shetani: Uuuuu

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Kasomi]

Unampendesha sio

Tunapambana traditional maana sumbawanga au Gambosi si mbali 🤣🤣🤣