Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nchi hii imepitia mambo mengi sana!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Imbombo ngafuView attachment 2005022

Hili swali ni la kiboya sana na halipaswi kuulizwa...na hata likiulizwa linapaswa kujibiwa kwa uangalifu sana. Naliandikia uzi kabisa ili niwachane wanaume wenzangu waache kuliuliza; na niwape mwongozo wa kisaikolojia mabinti jinsi ya kulijibu.

Kila mwanaume anatamani sana binti anayekutana naye (hasa kama lengo lake siyo kumla tu na kusepa) awe hajaguswa (hata kama yeye kagusa kila kona). Kutokana na premise hii, hata kama angepewa namba ndogo kwa kadri inavyowezekana, bado ataumia tu. Sasa akikutana na hawa mabinti wa kisasa hawa ambao hawajafundwa, atapewa mpaka saizi ya mshedede wa ex, alivyokuwa anapelekewa moto na ex mpaka anaona rangi rangi, jinsi alivyokuwa anajaribu kuifinyia kwa ndani anashindwa...na utopolo mwingine. Kama lengo la brod ni kula tu basi atabaki ili naye apige halafu asepe lakini kama ni muoaji anaweza kudhurika jumla akaona hapa hakuna kitu hapa...

Nitakutag mtumishi mwema uzi ukikamilika [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Boya we jifurahishe tu wakati unaumia. Siyo basic needs my foot!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wenye pesa zao akitoka kwenye kiyoyozi cha Range Rover lake anaingia kwenye kiyoyozi cha nyumbani. Joto litatoka wapi?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Watu siku hizi wanataka kufanya miharusi tu na misherehe mikubwa ya send off lakini hawako tayari kuolewa...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]. Ikiendelea hivi mwaka kesho kutakuwa na njaa kubwa. Sijui ndo mabadiliko ya tabia nchi hata haieleweki. Ila tumerejesha mahusiano yetu ya kimataifa. Hatutakosa misaada ya chakula [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2004853

Hahahaha[emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Tozo zipo zinakuja
View attachment 2004871

Naked truth [emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2004884

Huyo ni LICHADI[emoji3]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2004928

Una bei gani

 

[Mshana Jr]

[emoji16][emoji16]View attachment 2004944

Why... Leftist n cominist?

 

[Mshana Jr]

Tusisumbuane, ukiona sipokei tuliaView attachment 2004981

Au bandama lako[emoji3]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2004995

Hahahaha[emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2005005

Hahahaha[emoji23]

 

[Mshana Jr]

View attachment 2005009

Huyu tayari.. Mwanza harudi tena huyu! Sijui ni Shimba!?[emoji28][emoji1550]