Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
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Mshana Jr
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Huyu madam juzi ameniomba lift pale bypass around saa sita za usiku [emoji81][emoji23][emoji85], BT kulikua na Rasharasha mimi na huruma yangu nilisimamisha tulela [emoji597][emoji81], na nikamwambia ingia twende...
Sasa kitu ilinshangaza alikohoa na bass buana [emoji1787][emoji276], ikabidi ni confirm Sura mara katha [emoji30][emoji2955], kumbe ata makeup ilikua imeanza kutoka ju ya ile manyunyu ya mvua, na Ile kukohoa ni ile kifua yake ilikuq imeingiza baridi [emoji1785], Mimi nikadhani nimebeba ghost [emoji317][emoji79], ju hata sura nilishindwa kuangalia mara ya pili [emoji2955][emoji847][emoji23].
Sema madam kunipandishia hasira [emoji34][emoji3], nikakumbuka Kisanga flani derefa wangu ashai fanyiwa hapo awali exactly kama hii [emoji28], ilibidi nitoe rungu chini ya kiti kwenda kumgonga moja akashika ile rungu basi 🥹[emoji3062][emoji21], mimi nikajua nimeisha hapa [emoji1787][emoji30]...
Lakini nilijijaza nikamwekelea dondi moja ya kerimo adi akatoa wig [emoji21][emoji81], kujisugua Kwa kichwa [emoji276][emoji3], na akaniomba banadol zile Mimi huwa natembea nazo [emoji3525][emoji1787], then madam anaanza kuniambia ati ni prank nimsamehee hii ni prank gani na madam anashika rungu ikiwa ju aii [emoji3][emoji23][emoji1787], nilimwangalia hivi [emoji19]🫤[emoji3525][emoji35][emoji1787], nikaona huyu anakaa innocent sana hivyo ndio jaba iliisha kwa macho buana 🫣[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji276]....
Sasa kitu ilinshangaza alikohoa na bass buana [emoji1787][emoji276], ikabidi ni confirm Sura mara katha [emoji30][emoji2955], kumbe ata makeup ilikua imeanza kutoka ju ya ile manyunyu ya mvua, na Ile kukohoa ni ile kifua yake ilikuq imeingiza baridi [emoji1785], Mimi nikadhani nimebeba ghost [emoji317][emoji79], ju hata sura nilishindwa kuangalia mara ya pili [emoji2955][emoji847][emoji23].
Sema madam kunipandishia hasira [emoji34][emoji3], nikakumbuka Kisanga flani derefa wangu ashai fanyiwa hapo awali exactly kama hii [emoji28], ilibidi nitoe rungu chini ya kiti kwenda kumgonga moja akashika ile rungu basi 🥹[emoji3062][emoji21], mimi nikajua nimeisha hapa [emoji1787][emoji30]...
Lakini nilijijaza nikamwekelea dondi moja ya kerimo adi akatoa wig [emoji21][emoji81], kujisugua Kwa kichwa [emoji276][emoji3], na akaniomba banadol zile Mimi huwa natembea nazo [emoji3525][emoji1787], then madam anaanza kuniambia ati ni prank nimsamehee hii ni prank gani na madam anashika rungu ikiwa ju aii [emoji3][emoji23][emoji1787], nilimwangalia hivi [emoji19]🫤[emoji3525][emoji35][emoji1787], nikaona huyu anakaa innocent sana hivyo ndio jaba iliisha kwa macho buana 🫣[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji276]....
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ningekuwa zangu J nakula mjani
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😅😅😅😅
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Imebakia story 😥😥
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walioshika tama hawaamini wanachokiona, hawa ndio walikua na uchungu wa kweli na taifa, matarajio yao yamekuwa tofauti na matokeo wameishia kushika tama!
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na hela tunatakiwa kutoa!
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AFRICAN PROVERBS
[emoji778] 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778] 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778] 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778] 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778] 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778] 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778] 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )
Drop urs in ur local parlance
[emoji778] 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
[emoji778] 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
[emoji778] 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
[emoji778] 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
[emoji778] 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
[emoji778] 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
[emoji778] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
[emoji778] 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
[emoji778] 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )
Drop urs in ur local parlance
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