Vitimbi vya wanandoa majumbani mwetu

Vitimbi vya wanandoa majumbani mwetu

joshua_ok said:
Wadau,

Kwa wanandoa tu, tupia kituko cha mwenzi wako hapa ili tucheke na kujifunza akili nyingi za wenza wetu;

Naanza...
1. Mke wangu alijidai kununa akatuma SMS kuwa anajinyonga kisa nimemgombeza, mimi sikujibu hiyo SMS, dakika 5 nyingi anatuma selfie huku analazimisha machozi, mi kimya, narudi home jioni namkuta anaangalia tamthilia ya kifilipino huku anachat insta. Nikaishia kucheka tu. Kinamama msilazimishe attention awamu hii asee.


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Wewe na mkeo mmeshafikisha miaka 18?
 
adden said:
Huu ujinga wa wanawake ulishaua ndugu zangu!
Siku hiyo kagombana na mume wake kwenye simu akatishia amekunywa sumu huku akilia kwenye simu na kutaabika na mayowe!jamaa alikuwa mbali kidogo ikabidi wabebane na jamaa kwenye gari kumuwahi kabla hajafa.spidi kali ya gari na kuchanganyikiwa jamaa akajikuta anaingiza gari nyuma ya semitrela na ilikuwa usiku!watu wa3 wakafa pamoja na mume wake aliekti kameza sumu
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Whaaat aisee .
 
adden said:
Huu ujinga wa wanawake ulishaua ndugu zangu!
Siku hiyo kagombana na mume wake kwenye simu akatishia amekunywa sumu huku akilia kwenye simu na kutaabika na mayowe!jamaa alikuwa mbali kidogo ikabidi wabebane na jamaa kwenye gari kumuwahi kabla hajafa.spidi kali ya gari na kuchanganyikiwa jamaa akajikuta anaingiza gari nyuma ya semitrela na ilikuwa usiku!watu wa3 wakafa pamoja na mume wake aliekti kameza sumu
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Miss Natafuta said:
Me aliniambia anakunywa sumu ya panya nikamwambia sumu ya panya siku hizi haiui binadamu ngoja nikakuletee sumu nzuri
Nikaenda pharmacy kununua madawa ili nije nimchanganyie nikamkuta yupo uchi mlangoni akanibeba hadi chumbani kilichotokea tuna mtoto tunalea sasa
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Kumbe ulivonambia wewe ni mgumba ulikuwa hutaki kunizalia mtoto?
 
kawoli said:
MM aliniwekea kondom wakati nasafiri, nilivorudi home akakuta sijaitumia. akamind eti nimemsaliti bila kinga. wanaaqke sijawahi kuwaelewa
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kawoli said:
MM aliniwekea kondom wakati nasafiri, nilivorudi home akakuta sijaitumia. akamind eti nimemsaliti bila kinga. wanaaqke sijawahi kuwaelewa
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adden said:
Huu ujinga wa wanawake ulishaua ndugu zangu!
Siku hiyo kagombana na mume wake kwenye simu akatishia amekunywa sumu huku akilia kwenye simu na kutaabika na mayowe!jamaa alikuwa mbali kidogo ikabidi wabebane na jamaa kwenye gari kumuwahi kabla hajafa.spidi kali ya gari na kuchanganyikiwa jamaa akajikuta anaingiza gari nyuma ya semitrela na ilikuwa usiku!watu wa3 wakafa pamoja na mume wake aliekti kameza sumu
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Duh! Huyo mwanamke nadhani nafsi yake inamhukumu mpaka basi
 
Miss Natafuta said:
Me aliniambia anakunywa sumu ya panya nikamwambia sumu ya panya siku hizi haiui binadamu ngoja nikakuletee sumu nzuri
Nikaenda pharmacy kununua madawa ili nije nimchanganyie nikamkuta yupo uchi mlangoni akanibeba hadi chumbani kilichotokea tuna mtoto tunalea sasa
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Hahahaha
 
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Norshad said:
hahaaaah mkuu ungetolewa linda
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chaliifrancisco said:
Kuna wanandoa walikuwa wanapigana wakatoana mkuku mpaka nje basi kuna mama jirani akaingilia kusuluhisha.

Walimgeuzi kibao wakaanza kumpa kichapo yule mama mpaka akazimia, wao wakarudi zao ndani hawana ugomvi tena.

Nilishindwa kuelewa lakini nilitafakari baada ya muda nilijiambia labda ule ugomvi ulikua ni chambo na yule mama aliingia kingi labda walikuwa wanamlia timing tokea siku nyingi
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Ahahaaa
 
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