Verossa

[Evelyn Salt]

Usimtishe RRONDO bwana hujui anatafuta mwalimu mwenye exposure kama kui (sijui ya simiyu) mwenye nidhamu kama gelofrendi wako na ile sifa nyingine nimeisahau, ila mpenda pesa kama mimi na wewe hataki hata kutusikia.

Mwanamke mpenda pesa ndo analeta maendeleo shauri ake....

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Bad girl gone good...........

Unanitamanisha ujue kufanya maamuzi magumu!!!

Hautajutia, yani nilivo hadi namuonea wivu future husband atakaenipata ha ha ha
Evelyn Salt ni Salt kweli oooh chelewa nikikuita shemeji ujue nafunga na mlango

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Nimemsikia, nami nimemsamehe.
Ndio waache mihemko!

Mi bado nna msimamo wangu, sigusi mtoto wa mtu.... Huo muda ntautumia kumnyoosha wa kwangu, kila mzazi adeal na mwanae shwain

 

[kui]

Haha me o-level ilikuwa circle and sphere. A-level ni coordinate geometry 2, yani hapana kabisa.

Yani wazazi mambo ya shule tumewatupia walimu mazima. As if jukumu la mzazi ni kulipa tu ada mweeh. Ni watoto wachache wenye ufahamu wa kujiongeza wenyewe na mambo ya shule bila support ya mzazi, wengi wanaishia tu kucheza. Mzazi lazima ushughulike na maendeleo ya wanao eti

Damn gal!, hivi vitu gani umeandika hapo juu mweh!, akha mwenzangu nenda ka coordinate na ku geometrize mwenyewe...lol
Jamani nililichukia hili somo, mpaka na lenyewe likaanza kunichukua. Ikabidi nianze kulipenda ili nilimudu, cha ajabu sasa nilipoamua kulipenda ndo nikawa naliweza.

 

[kui]

Mie mbona mnapenda sana kunisingizia!! kui huyo.
Alafu kweli hizi lipsi kulikoni tena muke ya shaibu?? Yaani unataka umnyonye hadi damu babu wa watu

Jamani, mngejua mie mwenyewe najifunza toka kwake...lol!

 

[Mentor]

Hautajutia, yani nilivo hadi namuonea wivu future husband atakaenipata ha ha ha
Evelyn Salt ni Salt kweli oooh chelewa nikikuita shemeji ujue nafunga na mlango

Basi na ijulikane kuanzia sasa..

Afande Mentor
na
Mwalimu Evelyn Salt ​

Ni ntu na ntuwe!

Nimefunga zoezi la kutafuta mwalimu!

Cc; RRONDO, babu Asprin, mwalimu mkuu snowhite, mwalimu wa nidhamu Madame B, mshenga KakaKiiza

Ndugu jamaa na marafiki...popote pale walipo!!!

Ikabidi nianze kulipenda ili nilimudu, cha ajabu sasa nilipoamua kulipenda ndo nikawa naliweza.

ewaaa..si unaona! Kumbe wala sio gumu ni mentality yako ilikufanya ulione gumu (huenda shule ulikutana na wenzako waliosema huo ni ugonjwa wa taifa, wakakuambukiza).

Na ninaamini wanao watakuwa better students maana hutawaambukiza ugonjwa huo.

 

[lusajo1992]

***VEROSSA***​

​

Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile,

Inside a Verossa, she hopped in a lift home
There she was promised a job, cash and a lifestyle with its entire epitome,

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me,

Inside a Verossa an AIDS victim was added to the count
He seemed too good, healthy and well - he drives a Verossa… - he just can’t be!

Inside a Verossa she gave in to his touch and caressing
His strokes - electric - sent shocks of pleasure through her vein,

Inside a Verossa he slowly took off her top and
As it came off her head, off also went all warnings from her mama,

Inside a Verossa he unbuttoned her trouser jeans
Letting go of it so easily like one changing from dirty clothes,

Inside a Verossa, does your mama know?
That you were in the front seat, now you are both at the back and the car ain’t go,

Inside a Verossa like it’s yours young girl
Legs you spread and let him take it off girl,

Inside a Verossa his ‘'willy'’ unprotected you let slip in
Fun wasn'’t it? …yeah...as it went out and in,

Inside a Verossa it took only three weeks to realize
That you really treasured the monthly breeze,

Inside a Verossa you missed them and what did you think
No I can't be! and the sticks you went to pick,

Inside a Verossa, there you had your first test
Wasn't it what you expected? Congrats, you passed the test,

Inside a Verossa, you thought of calling the special man
Alas! No contacts to let him know what he'd done,

Inside a Verossa - no - on foot you went to the clinic
You are infected, pregnant and 3 supplementary exams to take,

Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile!!!

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me.

Wasalaam wapendwa,
Mentor!

powerful

 

[Atoto]

Teh!, yaani wewe...lol

😀😀😀 😀😀

Nawamiss mjue...

Hivi mama kuzuia mabomu ndio kunasababisha tukuhamu namna hii? Msalimie BAK

 

[Mentor]

powerful

thanks bro!

 

[Atoto]

Mwanamke mpenda pesa ndo analeta maendeleo shauri ake....

Ndio namshangaa mchaga wa wapi huyu sijui!

Hautajutia, yani nilivo hadi namuonea wivu future husband atakaenipata ha ha ha
Evelyn Salt ni Salt kweli oooh chelewa nikikuita shemeji ujue nafunga na mlango

Muache akose mbachao kwa msala upitao.

 

[Atoto]

Damn gal!, hivi vitu gani umeandika hapo juu mweh!, akha mwenzangu nenda ka coordinate na ku geometrize mwenyewe...lol
Jamani nililichukia hili somo, mpaka na lenyewe likaanza kunichukua. Ikabidi nianze kulipenda ili nilimudu, cha ajabu sasa nilipoamua kulipenda ndo nikawa naliweza.

Somo ukilichukia huwezi kuliweza, halikadhalika mwalimu ukimchukia na somo lake unalichukia pia, so ndio ujue ni namna gani upendo una nguvu, 'upendo hushinda yote'.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Basi na ijulikane kuanzia sasa..

Afande Mentor
na
Mwalimu Evelyn Salt ​

Ni ntu na ntuwe!

Nimefunga zoezi la kutafuta mwalimu!

Cc; RRONDO, babu Asprin, mwalimu mkuu snowhite, mwalimu wa nidhamu Madame B, mshenga KakaKiiza

Ndugu jamaa na marafiki...popote pale walipo!!!

.

Jiandae kwa mahaba mazito yasiokuwa na kipimo, we ndo lesson plan yangu, we ndo chaki zangu yani you are my everything.... Na shemeji ako ndo mwalimu Frank msigwa

 

[Atoto]

Jiandae kwa mahaba mazito yasiokuwa na kipimo, we ndo lesson plan yangu, we ndo chaki zangu yani you are my everything.... Na shemeji ako ndo mwalimu Frank msigwa

Hahahaaaa!! Yeye ndio chaki eti? Mtumie hadi abakie kipisi.

 

[Madame B]

Basi na ijulikane kuanzia sasa..

Afande Mentor
na
Mwalimu Evelyn Salt ​

Ni ntu na ntuwe!

Nimefunga zoezi la kutafuta mwalimu!

Cc; RRONDO, babu Asprin, mwalimu mkuu snowhite, mwalimu wa nidhamu Madame B, mshenga KakaKiiza

Ndugu jamaa na marafiki...popote pale walipo!!!



ewaaa..si unaona! Kumbe wala sio gumu ni mentality yako ilikufanya ulione gumu (huenda shule ulikutana na wenzako waliosema huo ni ugonjwa wa taifa, wakakuambukiza).

Na ninaamini wanao watakuwa better students maana hutawaambukiza ugonjwa huo.

Sio kwamba nakuonea wivu umeoa, au namuonea wivu huyo 'mkeo mtarajiwa', la hasha!!!
Wapo wengi walioahidiwa kuolewa na huyo 'mkeo' na wakaangukia pua.
Ila kaa ukijua 'mkeo' huyo anapenda sana pesa, ukiwa huna pesa, utachezea vitasa tu.
Kuna mwenzio 'mtaa wa pili' hajapona alama za vidole mashavuni mpaka leo.
Haya, we okota tu dodo lako chini ya mfenesi.

Afu ukumbuke na ukubali mitara kwa huyo partner wa wizarabya elimu.
....sio wivu, usije sema sijakwambia.
Evelyn Salt mie sikuonei donge ujue.
Hahahahhaha.....Verossa na Celica

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hahahaaaa!! Yeye ndio chaki eti? Mtumie hadi abakie kipisi.

😀😀😀😀😀
Haya sio maneno ya kumwambia shemeji ako asee, umenikwaza mnooo kiasi kwamba nakuona kama mwanafunzi wa Mbeya Day

 

[Madame B]

Hahahaaaa!! Yeye ndio chaki eti? Mtumie hadi abakie kipisi.

Hivi yule mwalimu aliyejitolea kukuoa na wewe, mahaba yenu yameishia wapi?
We piga teke fuko la pesa.

 

[Mentor]

Jiandae kwa mahaba mazito yasiokuwa na kipimo, we ndo lesson plan yangu, we ndo chaki zangu yani you are my everything.... Na shemeji ako ndo mwalimu Frank msigwa

Wewe ndiwe lindo langu, daima nitakulinda
nakupenda kuliko posho yangu
wewe ndiwe staff shoes zangu, sihitaji kiwi wang'aa kama jua
infact, pendo lako latosha kung'arisha viatu vyangu.

 

[Madame B]

Hahahaaaaa!! Haki hizi akili zishakuwa za w.end, nenda kanywe mama.

Nina dozi moja takatifu sana, naenda bar kupiga story tu.
Nina ashuo sana mie ikifika weekend

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Sio kwamba nakuonea wivu umeoa, au namuonea wivu huyo 'mkeo mtarajiwa', la hasha!!!
Wapo wengi walioahidiwa kuolewa na huyo 'mkeo' na wakaangukia pua.
Ila kaa ukijua 'mkeo' huyo anapenda sana pesa, ukiwa huna pesa, utachezea vitasa tu.
Kuna mwenzio 'mtaa wa pili' hajapona alama za vidole mashavuni mpaka leo.
Haya, we okota tu dodo lako chini ya mfenesi.

Afu ukumbuke na ukubali mitara kwa huyo partner wa wizarabya elimu.
....sio wivu, usije sema sijakwambia.
Evelyn Salt mie sikuonei donge ujue.
Hahahahhaha.....Verossa na Celica

Mentor mpenzi mie ni mti wenye matunda usitie shaka kuona nashambuliwa, naomba uniweke kwenye MAHABUSU YA MOYO WAKO TU panatosha

 

[Mentor]

Sio kwamba nakuonea wivu umeoa, au namuonea wivu huyo 'mkeo mtarajiwa', la hasha!!!
Wapo wengi walioahidiwa kuolewa na huyo 'mkeo' na wakaangukia pua.
Ila kaa ukijua 'mkeo' huyo anapenda sana pesa, ukiwa huna pesa, utachezea vitasa tu.
Kuna mwenzio 'mtaa wa pili' hajapona alama za vidole mashavuni mpaka leo.
Haya, we okota tu dodo lako chini ya mfenesi.

Afu ukumbuke na ukubali mitara kwa huyo partner wa wizarabya elimu.
....sio wivu, usije sema sijakwambia.
Evelyn Salt mie sikuonei donge ujue.
Hahahahhaha.....Verossa na Celica

Pesa ni kiunganishi kwangu, kama maneno 'na' na 'au'
Hata makusanyo ya barabarani nitampa!!!!

Ulishaona afande aliyefulia wewe!????