Verossa

[Mentor]

Replace Verossa with Boxer 100..:smile-big:

mkuu wewe ni dereva bodaboda nn...??!

 

[Tresor Mandala]

nimewapenda bure wachangiaji lolz!
sredi ilikuwa ya kuhuzunisha mmeiharmonize vizurii kbs,
ndani ya verosa daah..........!

.....hahahahaha..mambo ya Verosa....lol

 

[Determinantor]

Ukipanda bangi usitegemee kuvuna karanga shwaaaaaaaaaaaaaain kila cku ooooh mi ctaki boyfriend asiyeweza kunipeleka kwenye movie,beach na kunifanyia shopping mara kwa mara teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh teh habari utaipata sasa

Hahahahaaa isomwe na Valentina kwa hisani ya Mentor

 

[KARANJA 007]

***VEROSSA***
​

Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile,

Inside a Verossa, she hopped in a lift home
There she was promised a job, cash and a lifestyle with its entire epitome,

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me,

Inside a Verossa an AIDS victim was added to the count
He seemed too good, healthy and well, he drives a Verossa…he just can’t be!

Inside a Verossa she gave in to his touch and caressing
His strokes, electric, sent shocks of pleasure through her vein,

Inside a Verossa he slowly took off her top and
As it came off her head, off also went all warnings from her mama,

Inside a Verossa he unbuttoned her trouser jeans
Letting go of it so easily like one changing from dirty clothes,

Inside a Verossa, does your mama know?
That you were in the front seat, now you are both at the back and the car ain’t go,

Inside a Verossa like it’s yours young girl
Legs you spread n let him take it off girl,

Inside a Verossa his ‘willy’ unprotected you let slip in
Fun wasn’t it…yeah...as it went out and in,

Inside a Verossa it took only three weeks to realize
That you really treasured the monthly breeze,

Inside a Verossa you missed them and what did you think
No I can't be...n the sticks you went to pick,

Inside a Verossa, there you had your first test
Wasn't it what you expected? Congrats, you passed the test,

Inside a Verossa, you thought of calling the special man
Alas! No contacts to let him know what he'd done,

Inside a Verossa…no! on foot you went to the clinic
You are infected, pregnant and 3 supplementary exams to take,

Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile!!!

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me.

Wasalaam wapendwa,
Mentor!

Naona homa kali inakusababishia maruweruwe au vipi?

 

[Mentor]

Hahahahaaa isomwe na Valentina kwa hisani ya Mentor

Hivi hili shairi hamuwezi kuliingiza kwenye mitaala ya shule?

Cc: walimu wote gfsonwin, snowhite, Evelyn Salt atoto, geniveros, et al et al...

Naona homa kali inakusababishia maruweruwe au vipi?

Kipindi hicho nilikuwa nimeumia kweli kweli...nilimpenda sana huyu binti, halafu akachukuliwa kirahisi tu na jamaa tena bila hata kutongozwa wala nini! dah those days...the future Mrs. Mentor!!!

Cc: Shark

 

[KARANJA 007]

Hivi hili shairi hamuwezi kuliingiza kwenye mitaala ya shule?

Cc: walimu wote gfsonwin, snowhite, Evelyn Salt atoto, geniveros, et al et al...



Kipindi hicho nilikuwa nimeumia kweli kweli...nilimpenda sana huyu binti, halafu akachukuliwa kirahisi tu na jamaa tena bila hata kutongozwa wala nini! dah those days...the future Mrs. Mentor!!!

Cc: Shark

Anyway kijana,tafuta pesa kwanza,vinginevyo utaishia kuwaita wanawake wa rafiki zako ATI SHEMEJI daah,SHEMEJI ati SHEMEJI? wakati huko vyumbani wanajambishwa na kupakuliwa matope hali ya kuwa wewe umekumbatia mto wa pamba.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hivi hili shairi hamuwezi kuliingiza kwenye mitaala ya shule?

Cc: walimu wote gfsonwin, snowhite, Evelyn Salt atoto, geniveros, et al et al...



Kipindi hicho nilikuwa nimeumia kweli kweli...nilimpenda sana huyu binti, halafu akachukuliwa kirahisi tu na jamaa tena bila hata kutongozwa wala nini! dah those days...the future Mrs. Mentor!!!

Cc: Shark

Litasaidia sana, ngoja nilisave kabisa hili

 

[Aragorn son of Arathorn]

Kuna inside IST We lost a owner of a certain Club in Bukoba.

 

[Mentor]

Kuna inside IST We lost a owner of a certain Club in Bukoba.

Hii ni mpya..please give details mkuu!!!

 

[Determinantor]

Hivi hili shairi hamuwezi kuliingiza kwenye mitaala ya shule?

Cc: walimu wote gfsonwin, snowhite, Evelyn Salt atoto, geniveros, et al et al...



Kipindi hicho nilikuwa nimeumia kweli kweli...nilimpenda sana huyu binti, halafu akachukuliwa kirahisi tu na jamaa tena bila hata kutongozwa wala nini! dah those days...the future Mrs. Mentor!!!

Cc: Shark

Hili shairi nimeshalisoma zaidi ya mara 20 na kila nikilisoma naliona jipya!!! Sijui kwanini lakini nalipenda zaidi ya mashairi yote niliyowahi kuyasoma na kuyakariri. Sio suala la upenzi tu wa mashairi lakini hili bado kwangu linabaki kuwa zaidi ya shairi

 

[Atoto]

Hivi hili shairi hamuwezi kuliingiza kwenye mitaala ya shule?

Cc: walimu wote gfsonwin, snowhite, Evelyn Salt atoto, geniveros, et al et al...



Kipindi hicho nilikuwa nimeumia kweli kweli...nilimpenda sana huyu binti, halafu akachukuliwa kirahisi tu na jamaa tena bila hata kutongozwa wala nini! dah those days...the future Mrs. Mentor!!!

Cc: Shark

Ngoja nilisave for future use.

 

[Aragorn son of Arathorn]

Hii ni mpya..please give details mkuu!!!

Kuna mmiliki wa club moja huko Bukoba, alifariki akiwa anakula mzigo kwenye IST, hiyo issue ilitrend sana

 

[Mentor]

Hili shairi nimeshalisoma zaidi ya mara 20 na kila nikilisoma naliona jipya!!! Sijui kwanini lakini nalipenda zaidi ya mashairi yote niliyowahi kuyasoma na kuyakariri. Sio suala la upenzi tu wa mashairi lakini hili bado kwangu linabaki kuwa zaidi ya shairi

Ila mpwa Elli bado una deni la kutuhadithia stori yako...

Kuna mmiliki wa club moja huko Bukoba, alifariki akiwa anakula mzigo kwenye IST, hiyo issue ilitrend sana

Duuuh IST na kilivyo kidogo...au walizima gari aka-suffocate? au...duh sikuisikiaga hii!

Hahaha Inside an IST...

 

[Heaven Sent]

Ngoja nilisave for future use.

Hivi bi mkubwa shuleni kwenu hamuhitaji mwalimu wa stadi za kazi nije nijitolee tu? maana Mentor siku hizi anatoa S/O sana kwa teachers, afu anatafuta pia mke mwalimu, ni fursa hiyo eti, ntakuwa na ka-ongezeko ka thamani lol

 

[Atoto]

Hivi bi mkubwa shuleni kwenu hamuhitaji mwalimu wa stadi za kazi nije nijitolee tu? maana Mentor siku hizi anatoa S/O sana kwa teachers, afu anatafuta pia mke mwalimu, ni fursa hiyo eti, ntakuwa na ka-ongezeko ka thamani lol

Hahaaaaa!! Njoo uwe mwalimu wa kujitolea wa nidhamu utatufaa sana.

 

[Mentor]

Hahaaaaa!! Njoo uwe mwalimu wa kujitolea wa nidhamu utatufaa sana.

Unamtafutia mwenzio kutumbuliwa sio!!!

 

[Atoto]

Unamtafutia mwenzio kutumbuliwa sio!!!

Hapana my dota hana tatizo kabisa, nae anachangamkia tu fursa, si aliona umetangaza nia kwa walimu.

 

[Mentor]

Hapana my dota hana tatizo kabisa, nae anachangamkia tu fursa, si aliona umetangaza nia kwa walimu.

Haya...yasijemkuta tu ya Frank Msigwa maana saivi mwalimu wa nidhamu ndo anaitwa kwenye kila kesi!!!

Napenda zaidi walimu wa hesabu na lugha...lol..na stadi za kazi, sayansi kimu au sayansi kilimo!!!

 

[Atoto]

Haya...yasijemkuta tu ya Frank Msigwa maana saivi mwalimu wa nidhamu ndo anaitwa kwenye kila kesi!!!

Napenda zaidi walimu wa hesabu na lugha...lol..na stadi za kazi, sayansi kimu au sayansi kilimo!!!

Unataka mke au mwalimu wa hesabu?

 

[Heaven Sent]

Hahaaaaa!! Njoo uwe mwalimu wa kujitolea wa nidhamu utatufaa sana.

Hahaha hamna wanafunzi manunda, maana nahisi ntakuwa naishia kulia tu