Utanijuaje??

[King’asti]

Ila alinisikitisha rafiki yangu, best friend for 18 yrs now. Nilipomshawishi aingie jf, next day akaujua mwandiko wangu. I need to act up, boss wangu atanistukia soon. Its nice to be faceless, seriously. You can be yourself.

 

[Kaunga]

Mwembamba sana na dera? Kha!
Sasa NY kuna bajaj?

Mnabifurahisha nyie, visa tayari nini?

 

[Kongosho]

bora ckuwahi hisi kama kongosho mdada

Ila nazalisha wanawake pia

Mwembamba sana na dera? Kha!
Sasa NY kuna bajaj?

Nashangaa na mie
Ushawahi piga dera na high heels?

 

[Kongosho]

Mnabifurahisha nyie, visa tayari nini?

He he he, huyu si inajua kwa kuvuta cha iringa, kinamharibu uzeeni

Ila alinisikitisha rafiki yangu, best friend for 18 yrs now. Nilipomshawishi aingie jf, next day akaujua mwandiko wangu. I need to act up, boss wangu atanistukia soon. Its nice to be faceless, seriously. You can be yourself.

Mie hata sitaki kusema
Kama mtu anaujua mwamniko wako lazima akukurupushe aisee

 

[sakapal]

Jaribu kuangalia wakaka wote warefu mjini, when I say tall guys I mean 6ft and above...mmoja wao ni watu8

yaani nahisi nikiangaliana na watu wa namna hiyo naweza jikuta natabasamu au nacheka baada ya kupishana na mtu mrefu lol sasa sipati picha kitanda chako kitakuweje futi 10 lol special order.

 

[sakapal]

he he he, ukikutana na mtu
-mwembamba sana, black beauty, mrefu kiasi
-akiwa restaurant, sparkling water, kuku
-usafiri ni bajaj kwa kwenda mbele (huwa wananitania hata kama nimepanda vogue, nikiona bajaj nataka kushuka)
-madera yanahusika sana

daaah huwa naedmire sana watu wembamba on madera as kuna ambao huwa yanawatoa sana naweza jikuta namsalimia mdada wa namna hiyo nikikutana nae mambo Kongosho kumbe sie akantoq balu heheheheheee

 

[sakapal]

may be tuje tuaandae part yeyote ile kwa wana MMU wahudhurie so utakaokutana nao hapo ndo ujue ndo hao unaochati nao JF

Nimesikia jana kure Arusha kuna mdau ulifiwa na kuna wana Jf walishiriki kumfariji na siamini kama wote waliokuwepo pale wanatumia majina yao halisi humu je walijuanaje?

ukikutana na mtu amepiga msuri na ndizi mkononi ujue ndo mwenyewe

heheheehheeeeeee
msuli mambo ya pwani hewaaa na kupunga upepo au nanihiii......................(joking)

 

[sakapal]

Ukiona kibabu Conservative, kikorofi mtaani na kila sehemu, ujue ni HP huyo!

looh nguvu ya farasi ndo weye unayewapandishaga vijana milegezo yao na kuwaambia nguo inaanguka kumbe wao wako kwenye fashion

 

[sakapal]

Ukikutana na dada mrefu, mweusi, kajaziajazia! Ukiweza kuongea naye mkalin sana kichwani, well composed!

Mikato ni mini skirts & tops, short dresses, skin jeans kwa mbaali!

Nikidrive huwa siwezi kuvumilia foleni, lazima nitanue tu! Ila sasa ndio napenda kuwa na dereva.

I'm very outgoing, so people karibuni sana cinema, club, etc!

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huyu wazungu wanamuita mnyamwezi nitakuwa member mzuri wa cinema theater hasa ya mlimani city ntajikuta natabasamu tuu nikikuona looh

 

[sakapal]

Njoo tandale kwa mtogole, kijana mlevi utakaye mkuta amevaa kandambili ndo mimi, just say helo

kweli JF kuna kila sampuli daaah!! huko huwa nafika sokoni kununua mchele wa bei rahisi, ntakupa hi next week end nikija

 

[CharmingLady]

ukija the rock city ukakutana na mdada mwenye haiba kama za huyu hapa chni, hakika utakuwa umekutana na charminglady mwenyewe a.k.a mrs. C6 a.k.a mama kijacho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N.B. saiv nina jitumbo so nipo tofauti kidogo ila baada ya muda nitarudia umodo lolest.....

 

[sakapal]

Mh! kwa sisi wa jukwaa la siasa tuanyomkashifu kikwete na ccm yake tukisubutu kuweka details zetu hapa, kesho mtu anaokotwa mabwepande.

heheheheheheee pole for that case u r reserved, usalama kwanza.

 

[Kongosho]

a ha ha ha, hata mie kuna watu huwa nawaona barabarani nahisi huyu ndo fulani labda

daaah huwa naedmire sana watu wembamba on madera as kuna ambao huwa yanawatoa sana naweza jikuta namsalimia mdada wa namna hiyo nikikutana nae mambo Kongosho kumbe sie akantoq balu heheheheheee

 

[MKATA KIU]

Ukiingia bar yeyote wekend ukakuta jamaa mrefu kiaina amekaa counter anagonga ndovu au light za kutosha hadi dada wa counter anafunga ofisi ujue Mkata kiu yupo around.

 

[moto2012]

kweli JF kuna kila sampuli daaah!! huko huwa nafika sokoni kununua mchele wa bei rahisi, ntakupa hi next week end nikija

karibu sana, yule teja wa tandale ipo kariakoo ni mshikaji wangu sana, nadhan utapenda kumwona live, karibu kwetu

 

[HP1]

Ukiona mtu anaingia kujitambulisha alivyo halafu hajitambulishi ujue ni HP1

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Jaribu kuangalia wakaka wote warefu mjini, when I say tall guys I mean 6ft and above...mmoja wao ni watu8

Hata mimi nina ufupi huo kama urefu wako

 

[Blaki Womani]

ukimwona mdada ana dredi fupi blaki jua ndio mwenyewe

 

[sakapal]

ukiingia bank ukimwona mtu kavaa pensi.t shirt na open shoes is the one

hehehehehehehheee huwa nawaangalia sana watu wanaoingia bank like that nahisi nlishakuona hasa siku za week end

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Ukikutana na mtu ambaye haelewekieleweki, basi ndio mimi,