Unakufa Thread

[The Happiness]

Unampigia mbuzi gitaa, anacheza sana, vumbi linatimka, unakosa hewa safi. Unakufa.

Hahaha

 

[Author]

Una mabusha, unaenda kuangalia mpira uwanjani mashabiki wanapiga vuvuzela, busha linakushika unakufa

 

[Siafu na Manga]

Unarudiana na X wako mapenzi yanapamba moto unaungua unakufa

 

[Invigilator]

Unaenda kwenye sherehe ya kukata na shoka unafika unakatwa na shoka unakufa

 

[Invigilator]

Unataka shukrani ya punda
Anakupiga teke unakufaa

 

[Invigilator]

Mnapiga Selfi na mpenzi Wako Anakuweka keenye WhatsApp Status Anakuziba na emoji Usononi na puani unakosa hewa Unakufa

 

[Gru]

Denu unaambiwa uko na ass unageuka kuangalia unatwist shingo unakufa.

 

[Yamakagashi]

Duuu

 

[Mwifwa]

Unachepuka, unakamatwa bae anakuacha na mchepuko unakuacha unapata sonona UNAKUFA

My bana

 

[Mwifwa]

Unamwambia bae aweke mate uteleze kama nyoka pangoni, anaweka unateleza unakufa

 

[Mwifwa]

Hahahaa aisee hizi pumba zenu nipumzisheni maana nacheka sana hadi nahofia naweza kufa

 

[Mwifwa]

Unaingia mortuary unaangusha shilingi wachagga wanafufuka unashtuka unakufa

 

[Mwifwa]

Hutaki nikushike,unashikwa na homa UNAKUFA...

Nakuomba chura hutaki kunipa, unapita mtoni chura anakurukia anakung'ata chura UNAKUFA

 

[Qaxubi Tunechi]

Unamtusi ex wako kibamia cku unakula bamia zinakuniga UNAKUFA

 

[Mzigua90]

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[Kaparo]

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Unatype jF app ina stuck inatuma id yako, password na avatar kwa baba mkwe unashtuka unakufa.

 

[Qaxubi Tunechi]

Unaogea sabuni ya rungu inakupiga kichwa unakufa

 

[Mwifwa]

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Nakuomba chura hutaki kunipa, unapita mtoni chura anakurukia anakung'ata chura UNAKUFA

 

[Mother Confessor]

Nakuomba chura hutaki kunipa, unapita mtoni chura anakurukia anakung'ata chura UNAKUFA

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Mwifwa]