Mkuu wala usipate tabu. Mbona hiyo idadi ni ndogo sana wa wasichana wa siku hizi. Yaani wanaume 6 ni idadi ndogo sana. imependa jinsi ulivyo jasiri kupata mwanaume unayemtaka. Hata wanawake wana haki ya kutii hisia zao na wala siyo wanaume tu.
Jobha hongera kwa story nzuri nimejifunza kitu mwanamke akikuelewa wala hutumii nguvu nyingi
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Na mtu fulani. Hence proved.
Eeh bwana [emoji2] umelichambua haswaa!
Uzi wa mabaharia
Na mimi ngoja nichangie huu uzi
Nakumbuka ilikuwa mwaka Jana mwezi wa tisa,anco alinituma nipeleke document zake wizara ya afya Dodoma,kipindi hicho nilikuwa sijawahi kukaa Dodoma nilikuwa napita tu kuelekea Dar au mbeya
Niliondoka Dsm saa 11 jioni na busi la Al saedy kama ,tulipofika katikati ya Moro na Dom tulikutana na foleni iliyosababishwa na ajali hali iliyosababisha tufike Dodoma saa 6 usiku,
Nilikuwa nimebeba kibegi changu mgongoni ndani kilikuwa na document na vitambulisho vyangu binafisi,
Baada ya kufika Dom nikatulia kwenye kibanda Cha chips pembeni kulikuwepo na bar ipo karibu na road inayoelekea town karibu na bunge .nikaagiza supu kutokana na baridi la usiku ile ,Mara paap akaingia mmama mmoja wa kichaga mweupeee,akanipa hai nikareply baadae akaagiza supu na yeye .baada ya kama dakika ishilini akaanza kuniongelesha kuniulizia kwamba natoka wapi na naelekea wapi ,nikamjibu then akaniuliza kama Nina mwenyezi nikamwambia sina ( kiukweli Nina ndugu na marafiki wengi Dom ila sikutaka nifikie kwa mtu coz nilipanga nigeuze dar immediately baada ya kukamilisha mipango yangu) ,alivyosikia hivyo akaagiza bia yake na mimi but nikaikataa ,tulipiga story sana kwa ngeli(nahisi ndo kitu kilichomfanya anipende)
Ilipofika saa nane vijana wa mroto wakaingia na landcruser nyeupe tinted wakaamrisha watu wafunge bar (wateja walikimbia kinyama baada ya wazee wa kazi kuingia) tukabaki mim na yule dada na polisi coz dada aliniambia tusikimbie tusimame tu,wazee walipoona begi langu wakaliomba walikague nikawapa hawakuona kitu ,zaidi ya document wakaniambia ntafute sehemu nipumzike coz mim ni mgeni ,
Basi yule dada akaniambia hakuna haja ya kuchukua gest kwa vile ameniamin twende tukalale kwake
Wakuu ilinibidi nikubali but kwa shingo upande nilikuwa nahofia asije kuwa muuzaji,Basi yule dada akawasha gari tukaekekea kwake eneo ambalo silifaham mpaka leo,
Baada ya mwendo kama wa dakika 15 tukafika kwake,alikuwa anaishi kwenye nyumba kubwa pekeake,akanipatia maji ya kuoga ,nikaoga then kanikaribisha chumbani ,daaa alikuwa na chumba kizuri,kilinukia vizuri harufu yeshe ushawishi wa Mambo flani,mim muda wote nilikuwa naogopa japo aliniambia anakaa pekeake mme wake washatengana ila hofu haikuniisha moyoni
Akazima taa ,akabadilisha nguo na kuvaa night dress ,mim pia nikavua na kubakisha boxer,kwa kua kitanda kilikuwa kikubwa nikaacha nafasi kati yangu na yake tusigusane,baada ya dakika kadhaa nikashangaa nashikwa dushe na mkono nikadinda ,akanisogelea nikapiga denda ,na kuzama chumvin ,demu alikuwa na bonge la tako ,then we make love,nakumbuka alikuwa akitaka kukojoa ananikumbatia kwa nguvu na kuning'ata shingo nilipiga vitatu vya afya,
Akapitiwa na usingizi,ilipofika saa 11 nikaamua kutoroka japo njia siifahamu ,coz nilihofia asije nigeuka asubuhi,niliamka nikafungua mlango taratibu na kuindoka,nikawa nasikilizia sauti za magar au boda boda nafata direction,bahati nzur nikatokezea barabarani ,pembeni kulikuwepo na wazee walikuwa wanakunywa kahawa,nikaungana nao mpaka saa moja asubuhi
Baadae nikachukua daladala mpaka mjini,na bodaboda kutoka town mpaka hospital ya milembe nikapandisha mlima hadi wizara ya afya,mida ya saa nne nikakamilisha Mambo yangu na kurudi dar muda huo huo,
Sikuchukua namba yake Wala yeye hakuchukua namba yangu
Usiku mwema wadau
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samahaniKijana naona unajitekenya sasa endelea...
Jobha ila we dada nae ulileta story yako wakati mbovu kweli [emoji3][emoji3] dah! Kmmk"" sio kesi lakini
Let's dance according to the tune
Hajaleta kakimbia
Isanga kuelekea Ngw'angh'olo?Mkuu unaifahamu Bukangilija, Muhida, Isanga, jihu, wegelekelo? Kama jibu ni ndio tutafutane.
yani nilianza kusoma kwa ku concentrate badae naangalia ndani vizuri kumbe wewe mzee wa TATEPA
Mi mwenyewe ID yako OG nishaifahamuMkuu isije ikawa umnibaini Mungu wangu nitaficha vp sura yangu mimi[emoji31]
Kama wewe ni nyakyusa basi niko mbioni (akili mwangu) kuunganisha na ID za Ke zilizo nyakyusa.[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
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Hapo hamna huruma sema na wewe ulimiss basi lakini mwanamke kutoa papuchi eti huruma hamnaga.1. Huruma 💯
2. Na Mimi nilikuwa nakutamani siku nyingi ila nikakosa nafasi so ikitokea hivyo ndio namim natake opportunity....ila kwa kuwa wewe akili yako fupi haiwazi nje ya box ukitoka hapo utaona umenila kimasihara kumbe ni huruma tu nimekuonea au na Mimi nilimiss
Mpangilio mzuri wa meno kinywani,
kwani umeshazaaJinsi nilivyoliwa/kulana kimasihara na vijana tofauti:-
Nimesoma visa tofauti kwa muda mrefu ila nimeona na mimi nilete vyangu nimeona niweke kwa ID fake maana vingine [emoji28][emoji28] wazee wa kazi wasije ungamisha dots bure!
Kisa cha kwanza:-
Mimi hua ninakuaga na tabia ya kua attracted na mtu kutokana na vitu fulani ila siwez kujirahisisha akajua kua namuelewa na appearance yng naonekana km mdada very serious kufikia extent ya vijana wengi kunihofia ila deep inside nakuaga na vijitabia flani km vya kiume inshort napenda kutaste ladha tofauti baada ya hapo nakua happy na maisha yanaendelea
Kuliwa kimasihara kunakujaje:
Kuna kijana nilikutana nae maeneo ya kibo complex mi nilikua nimetoka job nikaona niko bored ngoja nipandishe sehemu nitulie kdg wakati niko nje nashuka kwenye gari mbele yangu nikaonana na kijana mmoja mtanashati kashuka kwenye gari very tall and handsome nikasema Mungu anaumba jmn...nikamuacha akatangulia mi nikafatia nikaingia pale lounge nikaagiza kinywaji huku nimetulia tu...bahati mbaya hua nina hulka yaani sipendag mwanaume anitongoze na mwanaume akinitongoza tu ni km ananiua nguvu napoteza kbs appetite nae sijui hua nakuaje natakaga mwanaume nimpitishe mimi mwnyw kwny akili yng ndio niwe nae inshort napenda kudeal na kitu roho inapenda...sasa wakati nimetulia pale lounge walikuja watu km wawili kuomba company nikawapotezea so nikawa alone Mungu si athumani akaja yule mr Crush akakaa karibu yangu though meza nyingine akawa busy anachat dizain km anamsubiria mtu mi namchora tu mwisho wa siku wakati namuangalia ghafla tukagongana macho nikampa tu hi akarespond kila mtu akaemdelea na mambo yake...to make the story short dem wk alikuja na mm I was alone till ameenda chooni nikamfata nikamwambia "nigger umenipendezea machoni can we hv a time after today?" Kumbe mjamaa nilimuatract muda mrefu akaniambia I liked u too sema nikaona jau kukusemesha hlf nikahisi uko na mtu maybe inshort nilishindwa kukuweka kundi lipi ila usijali huyu demu niko nae leo ni second appointment ila sio km ni dem wangu if your serious abt that naweza nikampanga mkmi na ww tubadilishe sehemu kwa maongezi zaidi nikamwambia ww tu km utaweza! Basi dem akapangwa akasepa japo kibishi mi nikawasha ki baby walker changu na yy akawasha yake tukaenda Sehem inaitwa "hangover" ipo mbezi beach tukapiga story mbili tatu nikaenda kwny gar yk akawa km ana uoga flani hv I kissed him damn the guy was a good kisser he responded well nikamwambia siwez sex kwny gari so tukaenda lodge aisee we had that heavy sex till niliporidhika asubuhi akanipeleka nikafata usafir wng maana nilipanda lake langu nililipia sehemu ilale! Since that day alinitafuta sana turudiena akaomba if possible tuanze mahusiano nikampotezea na nikamuweka wazi kua he was good in sex and every part but sikumpemda nilitamani kusex nae tu alinilaani mpk kesho popote ulipo J nisamehe tu ni ka umalaya kalikua kananisumbua
Kisa cha pili:-
Wakati harakati za maisha zinaendelea nilialikwa kwenye party flani hv so nikawa nimechill tu na marafki huku story za hapa na pale zinaendelea nikamuona kijana mmoja hv alikua black kimo cha kiasi ana dental formula nzuri hasaa alicheka utatamani umuangalie kila saa! Kulaleki nikasema huyu lzm nimpate tu basi party mpk inaisha mi nimekausha zangu tu wakati wa kuondoka nikamwabia nikamfata nikampa hi akarespond fresh tu nikamwambia congrats una meno mazuri akaona ki aibu flan hv akasema thanks alichonijib yy ni "you too yoir very beautiful naturally and Nimependa jinsi ulivyo calm it seems huna mambo mengi kbs yaani" nikajichekea moyoni kua kaka hunijui vzr acha kabisa i kust smiled then nikamsogelea karib nikamkiss hahaha! Jamaaa akaishiwa nguvu wakat namkiss nikamgundua weak point yk ni shingni nikadeal nako kwa muda nikaona hana ujanja huyu akaomba game mwnyw bila kupenda tukapanda kwny gari yk mpk kwake hehehe ile kuvua nguo damn mjinga alikua na miguu mizuri balaa we started kissing heavily akanivua nguo jamaa nikaona km anashindwa kuresist kabisaa touch nyng sana kuingia kdg tu akacum tukapiga km vitatu hv...jamaa akalala hoi na mi nikapumzika kufika asubuhi we had morning glory then nikawa naoga anirudishe kwangu jamaa akawa anainsist niendelee kuwepo bas zikanunuliwa wine pale kwa tukaandaa breakfast we had a day km mtu na mpenz wake ila nlivyoondoka nikampotezea aisee mshkaji alinitxt so many times kua haitakiwi tuishie hvy nikacheka tu jamaa angejua am a play girl asingejisumbua alipambana had kuwachek baadh ya rfk zng tuliokua wote kwny party siku ile kua alinielewa haikuzaa matunda sababu It was just a lust sikua na mapenz nae kabisa.
Kisa cha tatu:-
Nilikua chuo enzi hizo mjini Dom kiwanja flan hv kinaitwa Royal village n rfk zng tunapiga story za hapa na pale wakat nimetulia akaja mzungu flani hv kua amenielewa and bla bla bla nikaribie kwny meza yao akanionyesha ile meza damn nikaona kuna Hb flani wa nguvu kuliko wote nikaagree ila nia yng ni yule mwngn basi nikahamia pale katika story nikagundua ni wa spain wamekuja Dom for a project wakati story zinaendelea nikamnong'oneza yule HB akanipa phone namba yk tukaanza kuchat pale pale kupitia whatsap kulaleki nimamchombeza akaingia kingi...akatoka nje nikamfta tukapanda gari nikaenda hotel aliyofikia yaan kuingia na kuingia tu nilimvaa kwa french kiss heavy later ni kusaula na kuanza mambo aisee the guy was a good fucker we fucked and fucked sikumchoka ht kdg baada ya kwenda mara tatu aliniambia tu "pretty your too hot and tight hope to have you by my side again and again" inshort na mm nilimuelewa kidizain nikawa nae kwny mahusiano lwa miez 3 aliyokuepo nchini ila within those 3 months I enjoyed a lot till alivyoenda kwao aliniachia contacts ila sikutaka tena mawasiliano nae maana niliona nishaamza kumpenda hlf long distance rltnshp ingenitesa..popote ulipo Daniel Pablo Rodriguez I miss u much! Forgive me for not respond any of your txts.
Kisa cha nne:-
Nyumba niliyokua nimepanga dizain km ilikua imegawanywa mara 2 ile upande wa pili alikua akisshi mtu na mkewe walikua newly wed bado hawajawa na mtoto ofcz hatukua na mazoea sana zaid ya mawasiliano ya hapa na pale yes jamaa ni mzuri mno na mke wk ni mzuri pia...sikuwah kumtilia maanani yule mshkaji sababu alikua ni mume wa mtu pili sikutafa kufanya umafia wng kwa mtu wa karibu km yule wakat ananiheshim sana basi maisha yakawa yanaenda siku moja nikapata trip ya kikazi Dom nikaenda sehemu kusafisha macho na co-workers wenzangu sehemu maarufu km "pestana" basi bhn wakati tunaendelea na story za hapa na pale nikaenda toilet ile natoka tu naona mtu kanishika mkono kumuangalia Jesus! Alikua ni yule mpangaji mwenzangu wa kiume nikamchamgamkia kiaina nikamsalimia nikataka kuondoka akaniambia niko alone nimekuja Dom kikaz can we give each other a company nikamwambia no prblm story za hp na pale muda ukaenda nikamwambia nimechoka i need to rest bas alikua amekuja na gari ya ofisin kwao akanipa lift akanidrop mpk hotel niliyofikia nilimuona kbs alishanitamani ila alikua anaogopa kusema ile anataka kuondoka nikamvutia ndani nikamkiss tukakiss hatari after that we had sex non-stop he was good too and he had big thing aisee inshort we enjoyed to the maximum kufika mida nikamuamsha aende kwake alipofikia baada ya kutoka pale akaanza zile za unafny nn bby mara love nikamchana kbs that what happened was just a one night stand asahau kua n a mm tena jamaa anakua mkali eti why am I doing that to him mi nikapoteza nikarudi Dar...hahahaha! Siku naonana nae alivyoona mkewe katoka anainsist tuwe wote he is ready to pay some of my bills and bla bla bla nikamkimbusha tu nina my official boyfrnd so aache upuuz ilikua sio ngumu sana kumpotezea sababu alikua na mke wk pale pale ikafika muda my boyfrnd akija mara a text "ooh namuona mmeo" mara nini nikamblock ikawa salamu tu mpk kodi yao ilivyoisha wakahama na mkewe...E kokote ulipo i salite u mpe hi mkeo
Kisa cha tano:-
Kuna mkaka tunasali nae church alikua ni mtu wa kunimendea nikawa najifanya km simuoni the guy is rich and good looking ila kaoa so sikutaka visa na wanandoa basi alitry his level best ila nikawa nachomoa kipindi hicho nilikua ndio nimemaliza chuo maisha kitaa magumu kula na kulala tu nikamkumbuka nikasema ss hv akiomba meeting sitagoma ila nilikaa km mwez hv hakunichek tena dizain km alinipotezea hv bas siku nipo kwny bday ya rfk yang maeneo ya Samaki samaki nikamuona namshkaji mwngn alikua amekaa nae nikajifanya km sijamuona nilijua km bado nipo kichwani kwake atanitxt tu basi Mungu si athuman txt Ikaingia kwny screen "hellow I see you" nikareply kwa emoji ya kusmile nikamwambia I see you too basi akaomba nimjoin pale nikaringa ringa then nikaenda nikasema wow! Umekwisha bas kufika pale tukapiga story mbili tatu yule mwenzie akaaga nikabaki mimi na yy akaanza kulaumu like mbona nakua namfanyia hvy na kumpotezea simpi chance ya kumsikiliza nikamwambia am dating I cnt cheat on my man kumbe angejua angecheka! Akawa km ananiconvice hv mi kumbe muda nilishampangia the guy hakua mtu mzima by the time alikua na 36yrs na mm nilikua na 23yrs sema he was rich sababu nilikuja kugundua anadeal na biashara haramu! Bas akasuggest tuhame plae tuhamie masaki tukae tuongee pale anajulikana na wengi nikakubali tukaenda kule tukapiga story mbili tatu wakati anaendelea kuongea nikamsogelea nikamkiss [emoji28][emoji28] jamaa akaona mdada si ndio huyuu aisee alibook hotel fastaaa ndani humo sikufanya makosa jamaa aliita majina yote "baadae akaniambia your so good km mtu mzoefu sana but mbona our P is so tight and hot nikajifanya nilifundishwa na boyfrnd wng kumbe basi tu am an expert! Jamaaa alinipenda mnoo sitakija msahau ktk maisha yng yy ndie alienitafutia kazi...akanipangishia nyumba na baada ya mwaka akaninunulia gari yangu ya kwanza ilifika muda alikua ananijali lbd kuliko mke wk maana alikua anakuja anakaa kwangu mpk namfukuza arudi kwake! Mke wk alikuja km kuhisi mind that tulikua tunasali kanisa moja hlf boyfrnd wng alipata kaz Dar so ikawa ngumu kuwahandle nikampiga chini jamaa japo alimind mnoo ila mi nikapogilia msumari kua naogopa mke wake asije akajua basi ndio ikaishia hvy mpk leo ananiangaliaga kwa hasira tu najua anajuuuuta ku invest kwngu...angekua mume sio mume wa mtu lbd ningemfikiria ila kwa mume wa mtu hapanaa...J.M kokote ulipo nakumiss sana na nashukuru kwa wema wako ni wewe ndie ulienitengenezea mfereji mzuri wa maisha ubarikiwe!
Kisa cha sita na cha mwisho:-
Nikiwa chuo kuna mkaka ndio alikua handsome wa darasha the guy is tall...goodlooking when I say goodlooking I mean it...ana dental formula saafi ana dimples🥰 mweupe ana pigo za kuvaa cadet with shirts sio kihuni huni aisee nilikua nilitokea kumpenda sanaa...jamaa ktk harakati zake akanitongozaga nikamchomolea sababu by the time nilikua nipo kwny serious relationshp na kaboyfrnd kangu ka tangia o level japo tulikua vyou tofauti ila kalikua kanakaba balaa...bas nilivyomchomolea jamaa akarudia mara ya pili akapotezea ila tukawa marafiki wa kawaida tu ktk kuja kukaa si nikajua kumbe yule boyfrnd wng wa siku zote ananicheat nililia nikataka kufa! Ila ikawa ndio hvy sasa nikakumbuka moyo wng umempenda huyu best frnd wng ila nitamwambia vp niwe nae wakati nishamfriend zone na ana demu wake? Dah kkabid nipotezee tu ila roho huku inaniuma kusalitiwa na jamaa hana time na mm tena anajua nina mtu wangu...Mungu sio athumani siku tupo na huyu mr handsome sehemu niliingiwa na uchungu had nikadondosha choz mbele yk akaniuliza "what is wrong with u D yaan hiz siku za karibun nakuona ur not okay at all" ndio alifungulia kilio nilitoa uchungu wangu wote akaniambia nyamaza usilie twende nikupeleke room kwako room nilikua naish na frnd wng ila hakuepo siku hiyo bas akanifikisha pale akanihug like "D your still in my heart since the first time nakuona wakati tunafanya registration ila ndio hvy hukuwahi kunipenda I hope you heal frm this and u get a good man" yaan alivyomaliza tu nilihug tight I cried for the last time then nikafuta machozi nikamwambia " I cnt say I love u bt I like u alot too" we started kissing we kissed till the guy akawa amelainika baada ya kuvua nguo akabaki km anashangaa haamini anachokiona...jamani ile kuvua nguo ndio niliexperience vzr uzuri wa yule kaka bwana aisee! Wachaga wanatoa mbegu nzuri si mchezo...ilipigwa shoo moja jamaa ni analalamika tu why we ddnt do that mapema after that day mi nikataka nipotezee maana mshkaji alikua ana demu ila akanitongoza rasmi akampiga chini demu wk and we started officially dating inshort we looked good together kila mtu alikua alituona must anasema u guys love each other...ila pamoja na hayo I cheated on him kwa kua kalikua km ni katabia kangu bt he never found out sababu nilikua nampenda mnooooo sijui kale katabia kalikua ni km ka pepo ila ckuwah kufanya ujinga kwa watu around chuo! Mpk ninavyotype hp ndio mwanaume nilienae amekuja kunitolea mahari and am officially engaged to him tunasubir corona ipite tufunge harusi!
Thank you my G kwa kunipenda na naomba unisamehe kwa maupumbavu niliyokua nayafanya behind your back maybe na ww ulikua unayafanya pia but as long as hukuwah kujua na mm ckuwah kujua thats show how much we loved each other!
Jamani ile tabia officially nilishaicha maana nimetest kila mtu niliejiskia kumtest nimeona tofaut ni ndogo sana na my G sio km ni better kuliko wote ila I just love him tu yaani ila kwa uhandsome nadhani kawazidi hahahahah!
Nilichokuja kugundua ni kua sio mtu ukilala na watu tofauti unachoka hiyo ni nadharia nadhan utight wa sehemu na ujoto ni maumbile inshort my G anani pamper kua yaani mke wangu nakuonaga mpya everyday bas ananipaga bichwaaa mwanyewe anakwambia sikuchoki ht kdg yaani I feel loved by him balaa!
Mwisho!
Jamani wale wazee wa utakatifu msiniumbue na kunijudge sana haya mambo yapo tu either ujue au usiyajue
Unataka kuzaa nae
Moro na Manka kimasihara tu.
Basi bwana baharia 2017 nimetoka zangu bushini hukoooo morogoro naenda zangu mjini daslamu kumsabahi bibi angu mgonjwa haswa afu navyomuhusudu bibi huyu, acha tu!! Mpira umenisumbua hatari kuanzia Mikumi mbugani feni imezingua mbovu yani laana. Imagine unaendesha gari dakika 10 inachemka basi unaegesha road side ipoe ndo ivo ivo mpaka nikafika Moro town mida imeenda kiseeera, moja kwa moja nikaenda Mogas kuirekebisha.
Kufika Mogas daktari wa mashine akaniambia huna namna baharia nnua feni mpya hii ilisha-jam na mortar imeungua!! Dah jau kweli, nikamwambia jamaa sio kesi twenzetu tukaichukue wote, lengo kupunguza loop hole ya jamaa kunipiga cha juu si unajua mafundi wetu hawa. Basi bwana tukadaka boda tukajipindua tu mpaka fire njia ya kwenda Mazimbu kuna maduka kibao ya used spare parts wenyeji wa moro wanapajua hapa.
Picha ikaanzia hapa
Ile tunarudi pale Mogas kwenye matoyo yetu kwa mbele tumeongozana na boda lingine ndo nikamuona Manka wa Rombo. Mtoto kajaa kwenye toyo rangi ya mtume masabufa yametokelezea kwa pembeni wallah huoni side mirrorr za lile toyo. Basi baharia nikajiongeza fasta nikamsanua pilot wangu, "Mwamba ebu vuta kibati icho mkaribie huyo mtoto anaemiliki ilo boda kwa saizi nataka nimsomee risala."
Vuuuuuuum boda likaitika, mie fasta nikajilipua, "Manka mambo?" Mtoto akaniangalia kama ananikumbuka kama kanisahau, fasta nikamuongeza jingine, "Mi mwafulani, umenisahau kidogo vishavu vya kitimoto na bia vimenitoka" Muda huo boda ziko sambamba na baharia anajitahidi tukiachwa akeep pace ili mwanae nilongelonge na mtoto kama nna kifurushi cha YATOSHA. Basi bwana mtoto akamwambia boda wake ebu weka pembeni bombadia niongee na sponsor.
Mita 30 mbele boda likasimama, baharia wangu nae akasimama. Basi nikamfata nikamkumbusha manka, enzi izo mi nasoma jiwe chuo fulani Moro ww ulikuwa diploma, "Waoooooo kumbe ni wewe?" Bila kupoteza muda nikamuomba manamba akanicholea nikamwacha akaenda zake, mimi nikaenda garage pale tukamaliza ufundi mi safari dar.
Kesho yake sasa.
Nikamaliza yangu ya dar kama saa tisa ivi alasiri muhuni nikachomoka dar safari moro, saa moja flani nikafika mjini. Moja kwa moja nikamvutia waya bibie stori mbili tatu nikamwita maeneo, uwanja wa nyumbani Top life hotel. Mwenyeji wa Moro ataelewa kwann nilimwita pale, moja sikutaka kupoteza muda kuanza kuzurura umelewa Buza unataka ukalale Tegeta pale ni multifunctional.
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