Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?

Vera ginger said:

Unadhani huu ugonjwa kuupata ni rahisi kama tunavyohisi
Ooh dunia ingekuwa yote imeelemewa na ugonjwa

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Geniustin said:

Hahahahha...ungewekeza kweli Elimu, ungeweza kuwa na Phd sasa hivi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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bafetimbi said:

Mwanangu umeongea fact hasa uliposema "ukiwa lonely hakuna mwanamke anakutafuta ila ukiwa na manzi hata mmoja tu kila ukigusa kwingine imooo" NISHAJIULIZAGA SANA HII, HIVI WANAJUAJE? NA UKIWA SINGO KWELI KABISA HUPATI MANZI AISEE HATA UTUMIE KANUNI ZOOTEEE, HIVI SABABU NI NINI, INAONEKANA HII IMEKAA KISAYANSI ZAIDI PIA.

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SACO said:

Mwaka flani nikiwa likizo nilipata kwenda kufundisha shule x kwa muda tu. Kufika pale nilikakuta kadada potable kaliko maliza form six kanafundisha physics. Siku moja tupo kwenye nyumba tuliyopewa sebule moja vyumba tofauti. Usiku tukiwa tunaota moto kwenye jiko la mkaa tukiwa watatu mimi, hako kademu na madam mwingine. Sasa aliwahi kwenda kulala mimi sina hili wala lile kumbe kana nyege balaa. Mara kakachukua simu yangu huyoo chumbani kwake aisee mawazo meusi yakanijia kuwa kanataka kutafunwa na sina condom. Nyege zilivyonizidi nikaona potelea mbali nakatafuna hivyohivyo, ile kuzama ndani nakuta kamekaa kizembe kitandani ile kukagusa aisee kuna warangi wananyege hatari yaani kalinirukia kula denda huku kanalalamika na kuniambia kuna condom kwenye beg lake. Fasta nikachukua ile kutoa kutoa chupi mamamamamaaa kitumbua kina vuzi sijawahi ona, kuitafuta papuchi ikabidi nipembue vuzi na kuchomeka, hivyo ukawa kila siku ni mwendo wa kwenda kupembua vuzi, ila baadae niligundua kuwa kuna madogo pale shuleni kidato cha 3 walikuwa wanapembua sana vuzi la ticha. Nivyoondoka tu na mawasiliano yakakatina. Popote ulipo Ticha nyoa vuzi ulinipa kazi ngumu sana kuitafuta papuchi na ilikuwa ngumu mimi kwenda uvinza sababu ya huo msitu mnene

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toughlendon_1 said:

Huo ndio ukweli mkuu, fanya research ya vitu vinavyokalizia hela yan hela yako inatumika sana wapi ? kama vina tija sawa kama havina jaribu kuhesabu zile hela utashangaa, mfano unaweza ukawa mnywa bia chukua laki igawe, weka hamsini ya bia hamsini weka kwene kibubu chochote kile nenda na hiyo trend uje uangalie hela zako ngapi zinazama you will be suprized hela iliopo kwene kibubu...[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]


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Samboko said:

Tena Sanaaa,
Nina karibu miaka 10 situmii hiyo kitu na nshawala sanaa, na kipindi natumia ndom nilikua adicted wa malaya wa pale ambiance na wapo wachache nilikua nawala kavu maana mi na ndom hua sipati ladha stahiki, tunakubaliana bao 2 la pili likigoma ndio naomba kavu, ila sio wote walikua wanakubali.
Mi nikikutana na K kavu stimu zinakata maana mchubuko nje nje, maana kuna wengine unatoka apo dudu imejeruhiwa kama umeisugulia kwenye mchanga,

Simaanishi na nyie msitumie mna imani zenu, kila mtu afate kile anachoamnini.

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stunna said:

Duh hadi kwa wale malaya wa ambiance ulikuwa unaenda kuomba ugonge ngozi kavukavu? Nahisi health status yako utakuwa unaijua mkuu,sidhani na ntakuwa wa mwisho kuamini mtu anaweza kuwa na ujasiri wa kuendekeza dry kwa stranger na asiwe muumini kbsaaa wa ndomu ilihali awe haijui health status yake,nahisi mtu wa jinsi hiyo ni lazima awe anaijua situation yake ya afya ikoje ndo maana wengine ndom wanaweka kipaumbele labda itokee tuu

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MAVUNO said:

Baada ya game ya yanga Leo nakula kimasihala

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mboperatransy said:

Leo nakula kimasihara,kuna demu nilikuwa nafanya nae kazi, sasa nimekuja Arusha nimeomba nimtoe dinner,baadae nitajaribu mbinu za kibaharia nione.

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Natokea Kanda Maalum said:

Me ni mwanaume nimpata pia Hilo tatizo

Nimeanza na vidonge Jana leo nimeona out comes ule usaha umepungua na maumivu wakati wa kukojoa hayapo Tena

Imebaki uvimbe

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Holly Star said:

Duh una bahat, mm nlikula mwaka mpya nimekuja kupewa juzi

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dedon said:

wife mjamzito nn??

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Don Clericuzio said:

Aisee

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Use brain Heriel said:

She always nock at the main entrance , , ...and i use to open the door for her, Aged 28 while am 22, where she always come from idk, always midnight idk, .....suddenly she asks can i get your number so she wil be calling me direct without disturbing others , i do as she say....next day she calls i open , as im not used to sleep early, in the midnight she calls again she asks if i would like to watch movies with her, in a speed of light i reply yes...big yes she says come over the door is open....

I enters no one was there at sitting room, the tv was off....she says come direct to bedroom i enters she was naked .... I ask is that a movie ...she says yes , i look at her and drag her along and whisper if so i would like to watch atleast 3 or four episodes she laughs , , and shee kisses me, , , then it happens later she asks about my age ....i reply twenty 2, she laughs and she says you are naughty boy....come again ....it happens

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alubati said:

Ndio nimetoka kumaliza kidato cha nne shule fulani ya boys huko nyanda za juu kusini mwaka 2004 mwanzoni nikiwa nasubiri matokeo.ikaja pisi kali moja hivi ya kikurya kutoka tarime.naye alikuwa amemaliza kidato cha nne amekuja kwa ndugu yake kusikilizia matokeo.

Kwakuwa wote tulikuwa tuna swaga zinazofanana ilitupelekea kuwa karibu muda mwingi tukibadilishana stori za hapa na pale zile za kushule shule.
Taratibu tukawa tumezoeana sana na utani wa hapa na pale.kitu kilichosababisha nikijikute nina matamanio nae ya kimwili.nikamuelezza kuwa nampenda nataka tujiongeze zaidi ya urafiki wa kawaida.AKANIKATALIA.

Akasema tuendelee kuwa marafiki tu.isitoshe bado wanafunzi mambo hayo hayahitaji haraka.
Basi maisha yakaenda na mazoea na utani wa hapa na pale ukazidi.
Siku moja jioni akiwa anaelekea kuoga alinipita karibu na bafuni mimi nilikuwa zangu pembeni nafua viatu.watu wote wakati huo walikwenda mnadani waliobaki wachache walikuwa sitting room wanacheki TV.
Basi bwana..nikamtania leo nakuja huko bafuni kula mambo..akasema kwendraa utaweza? Nikamwabia naweza usije kushangaa..akasonya mfyuuuu..akaingia zake bafuni.. ( way back hiyo shule ya boys niliyosoma jirani kuna shule fulani hivi ya ufundi ya wasichana watupu.basi bwana sisi wa boys huwa tunatoroka pindi mida ya saa 6 mchana tunakwenda kupiga deo mabafuni wanapooga wale wasichana wa ufundi.na kama kuna miliopatanana kula tunda huwa kuna ka ukuta unaruka unaingia bafuni unapiga kisela kisha utatambaa...kwahiyo nilikuwa na ka ubaharia fulani..yeye mkurya hajui hilo[emoji23][emoji23].)
Sasa basi..hilo bafu home lipo sabambamba na choo .vimetenganishwa na ukuta ambao juu haujazibwa ..hauna ile gypsum. Basi nikajisemea huyu mkulya leo nitamshangaza

Alipoingia tu bafuni..namimi fasta nikaingia chooni nikafunga mlango kama mtu alikwenda haja.kucheki juu ya ukuta uliotenganisha choo na bafu nikaonakuna mabuibui na vumbi kiasi. Basi mzee baba nikwaza nifanyaje?wazo likaja..nikavua nguo zote chap nitatupia kwe msumari wa mlango wa choo nilichokuwepo kisha nikasikilizia kwanza mkurya aijimwagie maji ili kupata hakika kuwa yupo uchi.basi bwana sijakaa sawa nikasikia maji chwaa[emoji23][emoji23] ..mara nasikia povu mtu anapipaka sabuni..

Nikasema yees kaisha huyu..mzee nikaruka kijambazi kwenye ukuta nikatokea bafuni..nipo kama nilivyozaliwa kudadeki demu alistuka bala na ana mapovu mwili mzima.

Nikamtuliza ..nikamwambia tulia..nipe kidogo tu.akawa anasitasita...
Kumgusa mtoto anateleza na sabuni.nikasema hapahapa..nikachukua sabuni fasta nikapaka kwenye dudu..
Nikamwinamisha na ule utelezi wa sabuni aisee..kitu ndani...nilimpa kash kash la maana.nikamwacha hata haelewi nini kimetokea. Mzee nikaruka ukuta nikarudi chooni.nikajifuta mabuibui ..nikavaa nguo zangu huyoo nikatoka nje kama mtu aliyetoka haja.kisha nikazuga hapo nje ..akatoka...anaona aibu balaa..akasema wewe kumbe mtundu hivyoo...nikachekaaa.loh kuanzia siku hiyo tukafungua ukurasa wa mapenzi..tukatenganishwa baada ya matokeo..alifaulu ni nikafeli..akaondoka zake na penzi likafia hapo.

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sumbai said:

Duh mzeee baba wewe ni strategist saana.

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yellow eyes said:

Haujaeleweka yan umechanganya mboga saba zote kwenye bakuli moja[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

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jem_the_great said:

Nakumbuka ilikuwa mwaka 2014,nimeenda iringa kwenye graduation ya mdogo wangu.Sasa kuna best friend wangu wa kitambo sana(Ke),ambaye alikuwa anaishi iringa,nilivyomwambia nipo tu akasema nifanye hima nikamsalimie,maana tulikuwa hatujawahi kuonana takribani miaka 5 hivi....

NILIVYOKULA TUNDA KIMASIHARA SASA!!

Alinikaribisha kwake nikakuta kapika ugali na samaki pale,na akaniambia lazima nile!!Baada ya dakika kadhaa akaniambia nifuate chumbani,kimoyomoyo nikasema best friend kulikoni tena!!Kufika ndani tukakaa bed,akaanza kunivua viatu,nilikuwa nimevaa single button coat likavuliwa pia,nikaona nijiongeze tu,nikajikuta namkiss,ebanaa weeh,nilipewa mauno ambayo sitakuja yasahau maishani,kumbe alikuwa na genye kitambo sana na ile baridi ya iringa ilikuwa ni surprise day kwangu..Baada ya hapo ikawa nikihitaji tu nakumbushiaa!!

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